Natasha Romanoff x Reader Oneshots

Annoying

Summary
You decide to play Truth or Dare with Tony, Clint, Bucky and Sam but they had already made a plan to get you in trouble with your girlfriend Natasha Romanoff.

"Y/n truth or dare?" Tony asked you.

"Hmm," you pretended to think before saying, "Dare."
Tony gave you an scarily evil grin and said, "Good choice Y/n, good choice"

At this and the others laughter you began to regret every even agreeing to play. You cautiously said "What the hell did you guys plan?"

"Well, you know how you and Natasha are so completely and utterly in love?" Tony asked a smirk forming on his face.

"Uh yeahhh, but what does that have to do with the dare??" You asked him seriously confused as to where this was going.

"It has everything to do with the dare because," after saying this he paused and stood up off the couch and got up onto the table, "I Tony Stark, dare you Y/n L/n to see how annoying you can be before your one true love Natasha Romanoff snaps." Tony declared and your eyes went wide and your mouth dropped open.

You stuttered "W-what I can't do that Tasha and I have only just got together I don't want to accidentally ruin it already!!"

"You have to Y/n it was a dare" Bucky commented and Sam was laying on the floor in a fit of laughter.

Clint saw the genuine worry on your face and decided that although he was going to really enjoy this he should probably comfort you a bit before sitting back and enjoying it and so said softly "Don't worry Y/n, Nat really loves you, she won't let something so small ruin your relationship and she probably won't even be that mad."

"Ughhh, I hate you all but I guess I'll do it." You groaned feeling a lot better about it after what Clint said.

After having asked Jarvis where Natasha was, you waited for the others to get the CCTV cameras live feed up so they watch everything unfold and then made your way down to the gym where Nat was training or to be more accurate where Nat was beating the hell out of an innocent punching bag.

When you walked into the gym Nat had her headphones on so didn't hear you. After realising this you decided that to start off your dare you would steal her headphones. Cautiously you walked up behind her making sure she didn't see you. When you got close enough you grabbed her headphones and pulled them off her head then used your powers (Wanda's powers + teleportation) to move slightly away from a confused and surprised Natasha so you weren't at risk of getting an accidental punch to the face. When Nat realised that it was just you she lowered her raised fists but the look on her face didn't change.

"Y/n/n what was that for!?!" She exclaimed reaching out to grab her headphones back but as she did this you took a step back and held them behind your back. "Y/n" Nat said sternly "I'm trying to train, give me my headphones."

Instead of doing as she said you giggled and said in your most innocent voice "But I wanna talk to you bubba cos I've barely seen you all day and I missed you" then you have her your puppy eyes and pouted slightly. Natasha sighed and rolled her eyes before saying, "Fine, but I still need to finish training, okay"

As she said this you thought of another way to get on your girlfriend's nerves and so said, "Okie dokie, pokie pokie" and poked her side as you knew she was surprisingly ticklish. Nat squirmed away from you but laughed and walked over to one of the treadmills and began to run.

By this point you had almost forgotten about the dare and you were about to walk out of the gym when you suddenly remembered. So you walked over to the treadmill and started to just chat about random things to distract Natasha so she wouldn't notice you reaching for the controls and gradually turning the speed up. Eventually, she notice and glared at you before turning it back down to the speed she had had it on before. You did this again a few times switching between turning it up and down and Nat was gradually getting more and more annoyed and frustrated. After a few minutes of doing this you got bored and decided to do something more and moved further away from Tasha and reached for the plug of the treadmill but this time Nat was paying more attention and saw you so said, "Y/n. Y/n! Y/n L/n don't you dare!!"

However her threats and yelling didn't stop you and you pulled the plug out of the socket causing the treadmill to stop abruptly and causing Natasha to fall forward and flat on her face. You couldn't stop the loud laugh slipping past your lips at the sight of your scary Russian assassin girlfriend laid flat on her face. Natasha literally growled at you which made your laughter come to a sudden stop as she got up and made her way back over to the punching bag and re-wrapped her fist then started rhythmically punching.

- Time Skip -

"Hey Nat"
"Nat"
"Naaatt!!"
"Tasha!!" you complained. You were now sprawled out on the floor where you had been for the past 25 minutes. You were still trying to complete your dare but Nat surprisingly hadn't broken yet.

"What Y/n!" Nat exclaimed angrily.

"Whatcha doing baby" you asked 'innocently'. For the past 25 minutes Nat had been ferociously beating up a punching bag and you had been lying on the floor and asking her what she was doing every 5 minutes. She gave you one of her death glares which would be terrifying to anyone else but it just made you giggle because you knew she would never hurt you.

You knew you were on thin ice and that it wouldn't take much more to break her. So you continued your childish antics for another 10 minutes until Nat stopped punching the bag and slowly turned to you with an absolutely terrifying look on her face. When she spoke her voice was quiet and slow and you knew you were done for when she said, "Alright Y/N M/N L/N I don't know what's got into you but I'm so done with this so..." The angry look on her face slowly turned to her classic smirk as she said, "10...9...8...7"

Now you were properly scared as Nat was genuinely mad at you for being so annoying so you quickly scrambled to your feet and sprinted out of the room screaming the whole way. When Nat got to one she ran off and began searching for you.

In the main room Tony, Clint, Bucky and Sam were all in fits of laughter on the floor and couldn't wait to see how Nat would get you back.