*Arthur suddenly sits up during the night and walks to Louis*
Arthur: *shakes Louis* hey Louis
Louis: *mumbles* the fuck you want?
Arthur: I just thought about it that you know traditions and other shit like that, is actually just peer pressure from dead people
Louis: *opens one eye* wtf go to sle-
Arthur: and did you know that our earlobes are the same distance apart as our nipples
Louis: *crying* let me sLEEP
Arthur: ok, goodnight, sweet dreams
