Naruto x Male Reader

First mission

I hope you guys lucky bc I had to watch some of the episodes Naruto series 😭ok on with the story 🤝👩‍🦯

Some flew past M/N E/C eyes it's was brown and it was fast

Naruto: It's coming in on your left

Sakura: got it

Just before you know it, in M/N ear piece you hear Naruto screaming and a cat's hissing.

Sakura: target captured

Sasuke: I guess that's one way to do it

M/N: 'sigh'

Time skip brought to you by Chibi M/N

Woman: Oh taru I missed you

I woman said while hugging the poor cat to death

M/N: No wonder why that cat ran away..

Lord 3: For team 7 we have several available, put it easy there there like chores

Naruto: WHAT NO I WANNA GO ON A REAL MISSION

M/N: can he shut up

Iruka: Naruto! you start like every one else easy missions first

My ears hurt

Naruto: CATCHING A CAT IS NOT A MISSION

Naruto then got hit in the head by kakashi sensei, And fell to the ground

Kakashi: Will you shut it

M/N: Naruto I suppose catching cats or picking weats suit you the missions come from babysitting or killing a loved one or either assassination

Lord 3: Thank you M/N

Naruto: well I'm a ninja and I want an serious mission

Lord 3: then so be it I'll give you a C ranked mission, you'll be bodyguards

Naruto: ALL RIGHT

Bruh I know this is short but what do you expect from a brain dead and panick attack every night auther anyways if you wanna ask me something like idk you can call me roxxy my friends call me king mean where friends right... Silence i- ok :( PUT IDK CALL ME KING CALL ME ROXXY OR EVEN CALL ME SHIT HEAD IDCC LOL BYE BYE NOE 👩‍🦯👁️👅👁️