chapter 1

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Hello ,,hello gazal

Jaldi uper ao ,mere room mai

Bohut zaroori baat btani h tmhe

Tm mjhe phone prr hi  bata do,,mai kitchen mai hoon ,,mama ki help krr rhi hoon

Nhi yrr ,aisi baat mai tmhe phone pe nhi bta sakti ,,yeh baat sirf face to face ho sakti h ,,tm bss jldi uper ao mere room mai

2 minute mai pohuncho ,,zyada dair matt krna ,,baat bohut zaroori h ,,mai sab se pehle tmhe btana chahti hoon

Huhh ,kya hua .....gazal ka saans phoola hota h ....woh bhaag kr ayi hoti h .....abhi tak lambe lambe saans le rhi hayat ke kamre ke drwazay prr khari hoti h

Kya hua hayat ,  ,tm bula rhi thi  ,kya zaroori baat h ,jldi btao ,....abhi bhi  gazal ka saans phoola hua tha ,woh fiqarmandi se hayat se pooch rhi thi

Yrr mama se bolo aj chinese bana dein  ,bed pe leti  hayat samne tv pe "jab we met "movie dekhte hue ,gazal ko bolti hai

Abb gazal jis ka saans bari muahkil se barabar hota h ,gusse se apni behan ki taraf dekhti h ,,jo tv mein ghussi "yeh ishq haye "wala ganna sunn rhi hoti h orr sath lipsync bhi kr rhi hoti ,,or kareena ke sab steps copy krne ki nakaam koshish kr rhi hoti h

Hayaaat 😤😠

Hayat ek dum se apne dance steps pe break lgati h ....haan gazal ,,kya hua behna

Yeh thi tmhari zaroori baat 😠😠
Tum ne mjhe yeh order dene ke liye uper bulaya tha 😤😤

Abb hayat remote bed pe phenk ke ,jump maar ke bed se neeche utarti h ,,orr apni behan ke gird apne bazu lapait ke uss ke mu pr pyaar krti h 😘

Oye meri jaan ,,meri karishma kapoor,,meri gazal bajjo ,naraaz kyun ho rhi ho 😘😘

Hatto ,,abb woh hayat  ko apne se door kr rhi hoti h ,,naraazgi ka izhar kr rhi hoti h 😤😠

Allah gazal ,hadd ho gyi yrr ,aisa bhi kya kiya h maine ,,bss chinese bananay ka hi toh kaha h
Tum naraaz kyun ho rhi ho

Main naraaz iss liye nhi ho rhi ke tm ne chinese bnanay ka kaha h ,,main naraaz iss liye ho rhi hoon ke tm ne kaha tha ke bohut zaroori baat btani h ??
Yeh thi tmhari zaroori baat 😤😤😠

Or ager yhi btana tha toh phone pe bta deti ,,mai mama ki help krr rhi thi kitchen mai

Yrr ,, maine tmhe mama ke kaamon se jaan churwaanay ke liye,bulwaya tha ,,taake hum ikathe movie dekhein ,,lekin tum toh dekho ,mjh prr baras rhi ho

Mjhe tmhari movie mai koi intrest nhi h , or. mjhe mama ke sath kaam krne mai maza aata h ....or tm ne mera time or energy dono waste ki h ,,or abb koi umeed matt  rakhna ke aj lunch mai chinese banay ga 😤😠.....abb gazal wapis neeche ki seerhiyan ( stairs) utar rhi hoti h

Lekin gazal 😖😩.........

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Lunch ke time sab table prr bethe hote h
Gazal ,,hayat kahan h ??....usse bhi bula lo ,lunch krr le ,nikami ko or koi kaam nhi movie ,filmay dekhne ke ilawa
G mama ,mai bulati hoon

Majid sab ,apni beti ko kuch samjhaya kren ,,ap usse bilkul nhi daante ,,ap ke laad pyaar ne hi usse bigaara h

Daanta toh maine aj tak apni kisi bhi aulaad ko nhi h wese
,or abhi hayat bacchi h ,,gazal bari h iss liye samjdaar h ,,hayat bhi waqt ke sath sath theek ho jaye gi ,tm fiqar matt kiya kro

Abb gazal or hayat seerhiyan utarti neeche aa rhi hoti h

A gyi madam sahhiba ap ??.....ho gyi movieyo ,filmo ki phd !!😤😠

Kya h mama ,,sirf ek movie dekhi h

Abb woh dono dining prr beth rhi hoti h ,,gazal apne baba jan ki plate mai matar qeema daal rhi hoti h

Kabhi kitaabein bhi khol liya kro ,,yeh moviyan  ,,dramay dekhne se tmhe exams mai  number nhi milne ,,samjhi

Mama ap peeche hi parh jaati h ,,abhi toh exams mei ....woh bolte bolte rukti h
Orr hayat ki nazar matar qeema prr par ti h
Yrr matar qeema kyun bnaya h ,maine kaha tha aj chinese banana

Tmharay toh nakhre hi khatam nhi hote ,,abhi kal toh chow mein bnaye the gazal ne ,,abb roz roz tmhari pasand ke khanay nhi bane gein ,,saari cheezain khaya kro orAllah ka shukr ada kiya kro ,jis ne itni zyada cheezain di h khaanay ko ,,naashukri aulad ,,hummn😤😠😡

Maine chachi ki taraf ja rhi hoon ,,shayad unho ne kuch acha bnaya ho ....or mai naashukri nhi krr rhi mama ,bss mera dil nhi krr rha matar qeema khaanay ka ,,sachi

Abb woh chachi ke ghar ,,jin ki dewar ke sath dewaar mili hoti h ,,balke ghar ke garden mai se ek drwaaza chachu ke ghar janay ke liye hota h ,,drwaza paar kr ke chachi ke ghar pohunch jaati h

Chachiiiii😊😋🤗

Lo a gyi churail .....safeer ,,jis ko sab saif keh kr bulaatay h  ,,sofa prr betha ,ek hath mai fanta ka can orr doosra hath se laptop pe kuch type krr rha hota h

Yahan wahan chachi ko dhoondti ,,uss ki nazar saif prr parti h

Oh saif ,,tm yahan bethe ho 😊

Nhi mai jannat mai betha hoon ,or dekho mere dono taraf hoorein ( fairies) bethi h
.....or phir se apni fanta ka ek sip leta h

Hahaha ,,so stupid 😒😒
Acha btao
Chachi kahan h ??

Woh apni kisi friend ke ghar gyi hain

Umm ,,acha 🤔🤔...sahi

Jiii ,,abb ap ja sakti h

Kya h ,,tmhe masla kya h mjh se ,,abhi toh ayi hoon ....aa gay  ho ,mjhe bethna h ....abb woh usse sofa se thora sa dhakka de krr sofa pe beth jaati h

Saif usse ghoor ker dekh rha hota h

Kyaa ??.....baray confidently woh usse khti h

Woh apne daant peeste hue woh phir apne laptop pe typing krne lg jaata h

Aj chachi ne khaanay mai kya bnaya h

Mama ne kuch nhi bnaya tha ,,maine bahir se order kiya tha
Woh apne laptop ki taraf hi dekhte hue jawab deta h

Kya ??....kya order kiya tha

Pizza 🍕

Acha 🤤🤤🤗....kahan h

Mere pait mein ....uss ki nazarein abhi bhi laptop pe hoti h

Woh ek punch uss ke bazu pe maarti h ,,....saara akele kha liya tm ne ???

Kya batmeezi h hayat ,,abb woh laptop se hath hatta kr ap bazu prr rakh leta h

Yrr tm janwar ho ya insaan ho ,,saara pizza akele kha liya ,tm ne ......

Toh kya 3 gawah bitha  kr pizza khaata ....ajeeb ,pagal ho

Yrr mjhe ek phone hi krr dete ,,pizza toh mai harr waqt khaanay ke liye tyaar hoti hoon

Haan ,,issi liye ,,apne kamray ko lock laga krr maine pizza khaya tha ,,kyun ke ,tm kbhi bhi kisi bhi waqt hamaray ghar naazil ho jaati ho

Abb tm yaad rakhna ,bachu ...mai bhi jab pizza order karoon gi na ,tmhe toh uss ki khushboo bhi soongne nhi doon gi

Haan ,,haan theek h ,,abb jao or mjhe kaam krne do ....

Haan haan ja rhi hoon ,, woh sofa se uthti h samne table prr para fanta ka can uthati h , uss mai sirf ek last sip reh gya hota h ,,woh peeti h orr khaali can saif ke sirr prr maar krr ,,full speed mai apne ghar ka rukh krti h

Saif gusse mai laptop side pe rakh krr sofa. se khara hota h
What the hell ,,batmeez ,churail ,dayan ,,woh can darwaazay ki taraf phenkta h ,lekin woh abb choomantar ho chuki hoti h
Agli baar ,nazar toh aye mjhe ,,dekh loon ga ,iss churail ko 😤😠😡😠😡































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