Homestuck NSFW

Switching Pale Rom to Red Rom (Nepeta❤Equius)

Author's Note: I just ship EquiNep so hard and it always bums me out to see that they're moirails and not matesprites. I mean, me and my own matesprite are deciding whether to be them in Steampunk versions or just punk versions. I don't know.

I tried for a PWP but I just hate myself :p

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(Nepeta's POV)

My name is Nepeta Leijon and I am a virgin.

Today I decided to head over to my best friend's house; Equius Zahhak.

Equius was always there, being my guide and protect against anyone who harmed me. He knew me better than I knew shippings. I told him everything and he did the same. From food to dreams to my most private secretes I poured my thoughts to him.

But I couldn't tell him about the forbidden ship I had stored away in my heart.

Yes. I have a forbidden ship. What was it? I'll say later.

*TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY JACK HARKNESS HOLDING ON TO THE TARDIS*

I'm at his door. His house is huge cause his dad's a wealthy inventor and expert archer. I knock on the door.

I'm not so surprised to see his brother answer the door.

"Rufioh?!" He asks excitingly. Oh yeah, he's dating Tavros's brother. Too bad Rufioh's been fooling around with Damara.

"Uh Purr-rus?" I say. He looks down and smiles shyly.

"Oh greetings Nepeta! Are you here to foal around with Equius?" His puns were kinda weird to me.

I nod as he let me in. "He's in his room as usual. Ask the help if you need anything."

"I will, thank mew." I walk to his room upstairs and knock on the door. "Equi-hiss! Open the door!"

I heard small thump and few 'fiddlesticks' before my best friend opened the door. He was pretty tall for his age and wore black glasses to cover his deep blue eyes.

Equius was starting at me. "Hello Nepeta. I'm glad you've came over however as you can see I am a bit... undressed." He started sweating.

I then noticed that he wasn't wearing a shirt but only his usual dark gray shorts. I blush. His abs are so chiseled if you threw cement bricks at them they'll break. If that made any sense.

"It's fine Equius. I'm only gonna stay fur a few minutes be-fur I go back home."

Still sweating he lets me inside. I've been here so many times that it feels like a safe haven. I never questioned the weird horse posters or the scattered robot parts on the floor. It was just Equius' way of decorating.

"What might be your problem?" He asked as he sat on his bed Native American style (criss cross applesauce).

I rubbed my hands anxiously. "So... mew know about my hidden ship right?"

He nodded.

"And mew know how I don't want to tell people about it?"

He nods again.

"And how I never ever told mew about it?"

He nods once more.

"And-"

"Nepeta. Excuse my interruption, but is this leading anywhere?"

He's right. The author, and probably the reader, wants the sexy scene to hurry up and begin. Damn Author-chan... (STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL FUTURE ME!!)