Skirt [Yoonmin]

22.

"Weird guy stopped by the tattoo shop." Jungkook hummed showing Yoongi a sundress.

Yoongi shook his head no in disagreement and he put it back in the closet. "Weird guy huh? So, you like him?"

"I just said he was weird. That does not sound like liking him to me."

"You're definitely crushing on him. It's what you do when you are. You try to act all I-don't-give-a-fuck-about-that-weird-guy. Deep down you care though."

"Okay. You witch." He chuckled showing him another dress.

Once again, Yoongi wrinkled his nose and shook his head. Jungkook sighed, "Pretty picky aren't you?"

"I'd rather dress in jeans and a t-shirt."

"It's hot as hell dude."

"So? Don't try to change the topic by the way. If you like Taehyung ask him out."

"He's so cocky and very childish. I don't know if I need that in my life right now."

"Hmm. Aren't you the one always telling me to take risks?"

Jungkook smiled, "Yeah. I guess you're right. If he stops by again I'll talk to him. He's still a weirdo though."

Yoongi rolled his eyes and looked back at the packing list. Yoonji happened to have a list for everything. She was well prepared for the future unlike himself.

"I say pack a sexy outfit." Jungkook shrugged interrupting the silence.

"I don't need one. We're not going to...it's a pretend thing."

"So? You can't be sexy and pretend?"

"No. Not—"

"Ooh. This is cute." Jungkook said holding up a see through red bra.

"Hell no. I can barely wear a regular bra."

When Yoongi turned around Jungkook shrugged once again and threw it in the bag anyways. "Are you nervous? You look very unsteady."

"Yeah we're going to be there for four days. What if his family doesn't like me?"

"You've met them before, haven't you?"

"Well..." if I did I have no memory.

"It'll be okay. Don't overthink it. You two are close and I'm sure you'll have fun. Oh, that reminds me." He said holding up a strand of condoms.

"What are those for?" Yoongi asked with wide eyes and a red face.

"For you to have. What if he doesn't bring some? You have to be prepared."

"I don't need those. We are not going to have sexual intercourse." He mumbled mortified.

Jungkook raised an eyebrow and set them down on the nightstand. "Mmm...I'd think about it twice. If things lead to something else you don't want to end up pregnant, now do you?"

Yoongi gasped. He looked down at himself and suddenly thought about it. He kept forgetting that now he had female organs. The image of being sexual in this body was—

"Terrible. Right?" Jungkook asked finishing his thought.

Yoongi nodded. "Yeah. Plus, I'm used to do the—"

"The what?"

"Forget it."

Jungkook didn't ask further questions and turned around to dig back in the closet. He kept pulling out random things and Yoongi kept his eyes fixed on the packs.