I am a dinosaur. Yes, a dinosaur. I am in college, and my favorite food is noodles. But of course since i'm in college i can barely afford anything. I also can't get a job because i'm a dinosaur. Which sucks, Because i'm actually top of my class. I don't know exactly how i came to be but i do know that i have human parents, so that makes no sense. The good part about being a dinosaur is I get paid to be alive. Not much but enough to buy about 1 pound of meat a day. I can't buy noodles with this because I need protein like any other living thing. I don't have many friends because people are usually scared of me. I like people and I try to be nice. I'm famous online but when I try to meet people in person they freak out. One of my YouTube channels is just about me playing video games. One is about clothes. Then I have a vlogging channel. I also have a tik tok. Currently the college I'm attending is Harvard. I'm studying science to try to figure out how I came to be. Which has been proving itself very difficult. But my theory for now is that i was dropped off by a time traveler and switched as a baby. bye!
dont die
* A/N I'm so sorry, this is really bad. 4/5/2021 *
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the bowl is hot but the soup is cold
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