what the heck

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"yahoo" screamed laff. what the heck was the british piggy oinky woinky bonkly donky wee woo waa waa doing in socks bedroom standing on his lightning mcqueen bed. "go away bri ish streamer laffengas," said socks but laff stull stoof there. got dang.

"yk what fuck u" said laff and then he took off his mask. what the absolute heck. under the mask was a living breathing sock. he threw the mask at socks and it fused to his face. ok then ig they traded places. sure. 

laff was the new socks "hahaha i am a sock ahhaha sock drawer hahaha funny lol hi nadwe oompa you are so beautfuil"

socks was the new laff "oi shitarse wanna see me build a palace oh my god there we go mate a palace fit for a queen oi shitarse what are ya doin put the tnt down nooooo" his pc then proceeded to violetly explode. 

they had properly switched and never went back

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