"Mrooooo~~" protested wicktoria when blaza went to go make a buttcheek sandwich for socks. "Shut up wicky im only gonna be gone for like five seconds. i need to feed blaza a buttcheek sandwich." blaza walked his cakey ass to the kitchen and opened the fridge, where a big plate of buttcheeks sat. "socks will love these," said blaza, putting bread on a plate. he grabbed three butt cheek slices and put it on the bread. "this needs a bit more razzmatazz," he said and put a lovely little sprig of parsley on the top and a pickle on the side. he walked down the stairs where socks was streaming among us. did that guy ever play anything else. "omg blaza a buttcheek sandwich!!!! exactly what i need right now. thank you so much. now go get back to wicktoria i can feel a tempy tantrum coming along from her," said socks happily. blaza got on all fours and leaped up all of the stairs bc hes a horse girl. "MAWOOOGAAA!!!" screeched wicktoria. she saw her lover! "hello my lovely wicktoria~" said blaza as he sat on the couch next to her. he nuzzled his head into her arm and they watched finding dory because fuck you thats why. halfway through blaza fell asleep on wicktoria, but she didnt mind. she was happy.
someone was at the door. who the absolute heck. that mf was knocking so loud it woke blaza up. "who the heck is at my door when i am cuddling this gorgeous cow!!!!" oh it was memegod. "blaza what the flub!?" screeched meme.
"im with my girlfriend go away meme you annoying orange kiwi."
"no"
"oh ok makes sense"
"why are you dating a cow"
"i married wicktoria thank you very much meme"
"why
"bc im a smooth gentleman thats why now go away and be loneley elsewhere wicktoria is taken!"
blaza went back to his wife and slept some more. they were both very happy.
