You Shot Your Way Through my Heart (Clint Barton x Reader)

Chapter One:

A/N: He looks so hot in that photo uwu <3 ;)

y/n POV: 

I'm so excited to see Clint. He is my favorite bestie in the world. We've been friends since we started killing people together. (A/N: Awwww they're so cute uwu uwu I wish i had a friend :')

It's been too many months since I've seen Clint. After the last battle went badly and my face was blown to bits, he had to go and now we've been apart for months. 

Clint POV: 

It has been months since y/n and I last saw each other. My job requires me to move around often, and despite my gratitude to Nick Fury for giving me a second chance, I miss my friend. Luckily, y/n is coming to visit today. 

y/n POV:

As I pull up to the Avengers Tower I start to get a little nervous about my recent face-lift- what if Clint doesn't recognize me?  The doctors say that it looks natural but since my traumatic Russian childhood, I no longer look in mirrors so I have no idea. 

Clint POV: 

I am outside waiting for y/n when suddenly I see a super model pull up to the Avengers Compound. I know that it can't be y/n because they have a bad case of saggy face. I immediately shoot because that is my reaction to any emotion. 

y/n POV: 

WHAT THE HECK!! Clint just shot at me!!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!!  I DROVE  ALL THIS WAY TO SEE HIM AND HE SHOOTS AT ME!!! "YOU IDIOT EGGPLANT HEAD!!" I yell. 

Clint POV: 

Suddenly the model yells, "YOU IDIOT EGGPLANT HEAD" which is what y/n calls me. "Y/N?" I ask. 

y/n POV: 

"Obviously you big jerk dude!" I yell. That is my other nickname for Clint. I am so furious with Clint for not recognizing me that i pull out my favorite flame thrower and take aim. Luckily for the large stupid-head buffoon, Natasha runs out of the compound at that moment. 

Nat POV: 
I am finishing getting ready for the day by pulling on my second smallest pair of spandex and layering a latex suit on top when I hear that there is an intruder. I quickly zip up my latex suit, only halfway, of course, so that you can still see most of my chest. (a/n: can't have her looking too conservative ;)

I run outside to see a gorgeous model standing with a flame thrower threatening Clint. Clint, as always, is unable to defend himself and is therefore at the model's mercy. I run forward and try to attack the model, wrapping my legs around their neck, my signature move. Shockingly, the model grabs me and throws me to the ground. I look back up at the model and gasp. 

"y/n? Is is really you?" I ask. I know that it is y/n because they are the only ones that have been able to stop me when i do my signature move. 

y/n POV: 

I get off of Nat and help her up. "Yes, it is really me." I say. Nat tells me I look great and I thank her. We go inside and leave Clint to clean up because he is the worst. I decide to sneak into his bedroom later and cut off his nose because I hate him so much. 

Inside, Steve and Tony don't recognize me at first, but after Nat tells them it's me, we all joke around and hang out like old times. When Clint comes in from cleaning up, I am sitting on the couch by Steve, who has his arm around me. I growl at Clint and he growls back which surprises everyone as we have always been best friends since we killed people together. 

"GO AWAY YOU BIG FAT MUSHROOM GORGE RAINBOW ROAD PEACH BEACH!!!!" I yell at Clint. (that is another of my nicknames for him) Clint tries to shoot me, because he has the emotional range of a toddler and cannot handle this new hatred for me. Steve jumps in the way and catches the arrow with his shield. "Thank you," I say. He tells me that it is no problem and we all go back to talking, leaving Clint forgotten in the corner. 

-THAT NIGHT-

Clint POV: 

I am angry and confused. I need to shoot something. But Y/N is also really hot now and I am a chauvinistic pig so that is important to me. I decide to go to bed so that I can put off these emotions until the morning. 

y/n POV: 

After Clint goes to bed, I stay for a few more minutes and talk to everyone and then make my excuses and go to bed. Once the compound is quiet, I sneak into Clint's bedroom. Like the idiot he is, he forgot to lock the door and is sleeping soundly. I bring my knife up to his nose but as I go to cut it off Clint starts talking in his sleep. "y/n is so pretty- me like them" He says. This catches me off guard and I decide to wake him up to talk about it. 

Clint POV:

I wake up from my lovely dream about y/n to y/n standing over me with a knife. "Wake up" they say. I jolt up and reach for my bow but then realize that they took both my comfort bow and my bedside bow before they woke me. "I heard you in your sleep," they say. "Do you really feel that way about me?" I tell them that I do and we start kissing. 

Suddenly there is an attack and the alarm blares interrupting us. "I would die for you, y/n." I say. "I would let you die for me," they say. (A/N: foreshadowing....) After this tender moment we get into battle gear and head for the fight. 

y/n POV: 

I head into the battle and strap on my swords, flamethrowers, daggers, guns, nunchucks, brass knuckles, shield, and hammers into my latex suit. Natasha and I went shopping before my incident and got matching latex suits. I made the surgeons keep my body the same shape so that I could still match Nat. (A/N: awww i love their friendship :) I wish someone would get matching latex suits with me.) 

We all strutted into the battle scene together as a team and I strike my battle pose. Clint also strikes his battle pose so we look like a couple. I roll my eyes sassily and change my pose. Natasha laughs and claps at my witty response. 

"Y/N! In case something happens to either of us, I want you to know that i love you. I can't live without you." Clint yells across the battlefield as we begin fighting. I laugh and kill three bad guys before responding. 

"You won't have to, I promise." I respond. Clint smiles, relieved that I appreciate his affection before trying to kill some more bad guys. He doesn't do a very good job so Thor has to step in. 

"I can handle this, Hawkeye. Don't worry. You can go shoot your arrows somewhere else." He assures Clint. I scoff at Clint's weakness, suddenly filled with rage that he can't protect himself. If I wanted to kill Clint, I could do it in a second. That gives me an idea and I smile to myself. 

"Thor!" I cry. "Where did Clint go? I need to tell him how I feel." I plead. Thor smiles sympathetically and points to where Clint went. I thank him and run that way. 

I spot Clint picking daisies and making a crown. As I walk closer he says, "y/n, I made this for you!" holding it up.  I feel so much rage at my stupid boyfriend, who puts everyone else at risk all the time. I decide to put a stop to that. Didn't Thor and Jane just break up anyway? (A/N foreshadowing??) 

I walk up to Clint and snap his neck using the leg move that Natasha always uses.  As I watch the light die in his stupid eyes I whisper, "You did say that you would die for me ." 

The End. 

A/N THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING!!! I HOPE YOU LIKED IT!!! VOTE AND COMMENT IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE MORE UWU!