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Chapter 176: Fat and Meaty

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

"Where did you go?" Lonemoon looked at Radish, who rarely took on human form.

"We went to the immortal palace nearby and walked one round there," Lan Hua answered before Radish could say anything. "You're back early today. Is the competition over?"

Lonemoon looked suspiciously at the two of them. They had already arrived for a few days at the Heavens beyond Heaven for a few days now. In the beginning, Lan Hua was extremely cautious. When he realised that nobody could detect his demonic identity, he fully let loose. He took the chance when the disciples went out to compete to form extremely good relations with the children left behind. As they went around the compounds to explore, their relationship got better and better.

"Oh yes, Little Big Sister." Radish seemed to have recalled something. It retrieved a storage bag and handed it over respectfully. "I've brought you something."

The group: "..." Did you freaking go on a tour?

Shen Ying was obviously distrustful of this vegetable. She did not take the bag, but Lonemoon did instead. "What is this?"

"Meat!" The Radish answered proudly. "I took very long to catch it!"

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Lonemoon opened the bag and reached inside. "What meat..." Before he could finish asking his question, he heard a whine from inside the bag. There was a gust of wind, and something black and white hit his face.

Lonemoon: "..."

Yi Qing: "..."

This...

This is not f*cking meat! This is obviously an immortal pigeon! This is the kind of pigeon that sent letters... Is that a communication talisman on its claw?

He felt his heart fall and a bad feeling rose in his chest. He firmly grasped the wing that was still hitting his face and pulled open the storage bag once again. More and more immortal pigeons flew out of the bag, each one of them fat and meaty.

"..."

Did you catch all the freaking immortal pigeons in the Heavens beyond Heaven?

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Lonemoon sighed deeply and repressed the urge to boil Radish alive. For a brief moment, he thought he saw all the immortal postmen looking for their immortal pigeons.

"Are these... the presents... you brought?!" Lonemoon gritted his teeth...

"That's right!" Radish showed no hint of guilt at catching others' business tools. Instead, it proudly proclaimed, "I caught the especially fat ones on purpose. Little Big Sister, look... This one is even fatter than Radish!" It would definitely be really yummy! As Radish spoke, it picked up an immortal pigeon that was struggling for its life.

Lonemoon pursed his lips and turned to glare at Radish's partner in crime.

Lan Hua raised both of his hands and said, "This has nothing to do with me – he insisted on catching them!" Lan Hua could not do anything about it either.

These motherf*ckers!

Something snapped in Lonemoon's brain. He could not take it any longer. He grabbed Radish and took long strides out, stuffing it into a big flower pot in the yard.

"What are you doing? Let me go!" Before Radish could say anything more, Lonemoon took a pile of soil and dumped it on top of Radish. Radish struggled and shouted, "You ugly thing, stop trying to contaminate my pure body! Wait, I don't want to turn back! I want to go out and meet the beautiful Little Big Sister. Why, you... Ji ji ji." Before Radish could finish speaking, Lonemoon conjured a spell to turn in back into a radish.