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Chapter 1

What is it that makes someone so swag, you ask? Well for starters there are many factors to fulfill the adjective of swag. One could have the best drip in the room and could be called swag, while others could achieve the role by their presence alone. However, in the Kingdom of Asscheeks, the most swaggest person was the one with the fatest ass.  

Jick is a nice, small, crowdy town located in the center of the Kingdom of Asscheeks. As peculiar as the name is, it is ruled by the all powerful Alisha Hossain. Long ago, she overcame a great war and was ruled queen as she had the fattest ass in the Kingdom of Asscheeks.

On this specific Wednesday afternoon, however, Jonnah Vee is found sunbathing outside on her balcony. The sun was out with no clouds to be seen in sight. 

"VEE YOU MOFO!!!!!" Celina screamed as she kicks Vee's door down. Vee, however, could not hear a thing, as she had her airpods in. Celina was quick to grab her airpods and yeet them to the yard of a neighbour's house. 

This peculiar neighbour, Lyen, was tending her garden until a pair of airpods were thrown from above and had given her a head concussion. In her head, she was happy to have finally gotten a free pair of airpods, but in her heart, she was sad, as Mike, her pissy boyfriend, had not come in time to see Lyen's great news.

Moving on, Celina is seen choking Vee with both hands. It was awkward to see a 5'0 petite girl choking a 5'7 person, but the more you know i guess. 

"WHAT HAPPENED CELINA WHY TF ARE YOU CHOKING ME?!?!?!?!?!" Vee cried out in confusion.

"WHY DID U TELL JACOB SARTOURIOUS MY SECRET YOU ASS>?>???!?!" 

"I WHAT-" Vee was too late to finish. Celina had successfully murdered one of her closest friends. 

5 minutes had passed as Celina looked down on Vee's corpse. It was until her stomach grumbled when she had felt the slightest bit of remorse. 

"Vee buys me crackers all the time..." The murderer spoke to herself. That was when she gave the dead one cpr to revive her one last time. 

"You ass, buy me crackers." Celina spoke whilst Vee was coughing air out, surprised she was alive. "C-Celina... I am not... *coughs* buying you... colonizers..."

Celina turned her head in shock. "YOU WHAT?!" Before Vee could say anything else, Celina had already stomped away in anger. Vee sighs in frustration, taking out a packet of crackers silently, careful not to cause too much sounds in fear that Celina may hear the familiar sound of cracker packaging. 

Outside the balcony, loud cheers begun to erupt with confetti dropping down below to the crowded streets of Jick. 

"Heree, heree!" The spokesperson called out. She was on the large balcony platform, in front of the grand castle of where her highness, Queen Alisha, the fattest of asses, lived. 

The spokesperson, going by the name of Jazmine, was in a fur suit, holding a piece of paper of what looked to be her lines.

"Thy shall attendeth her highness, fattest of all asses, Queen Alisha, birthday ceremony!!" And with a flick of her wrist, she bowed to the residents of Jick and howled to the moon, running off in her cat fur suit. 

One person in the crowd, who was expecting this invitation to the Jick townspeople, had been lurking in the shadows. And for they had something planned for this special ceremony...