When you start to feel homesick.
36. If you start to get homesick then take a drive and remind yourself why you love your new place
37. If it gets really bad maybe call that friend of yours.
38. When Christmas comes 'send' presents to your family and then buy you some 'from' them.
39. When you know you are staying get your dream job :)
40. If you fall in love make sure it is love before you tell them everything.
41. Yes do tell your love (husband or long time bf/gf) or hurt feelings could be in place
42. I like chicken
43. If you slip around your friends make an excuse.
EXAMPLE
"Oh sorry thats my cousin down in ______. I was up all night talking to him/her"
45. If someone gets suspicious just be
friendly ... Take them to dinner and have your ninjas KILL THEM!!!
Note: killing them is not recommended.
46. It's ok if you have a very very very very close friend that you can trust 100000000% know... Not a 'popular chick' kind of person though they can't be trusted.
47. Old women can not be trusted either.
48. Old men can't be trusted.
49. Yeah that secretive hot guy down the street... Dont trust him..... Yet
50. If said secretive hot guy saves your life then trust him... A little.
51. Try not to get drunk. You could slip up.
52. If you see someone you knew from before evade them at all cost!
53. If said person sees you... Have your ninjas kill them, or just act like you have no clue who they are.
EXAMPLE!!
"Oh! Jane I found you!"-person "What? Im not...Jane. Who are you?" "Yes you are." "Nooo. Im not I was born here."
END OF EXAMPLE
54. If someone finds your ninjas... Fire them
NOTE: Good ninjas will never be found.
55. Get a pet... You'll fit in better.
56. If someone acts like an under cover agent.... A) Run B) Act normal C)Have your Ninjas kill them or D) Get rid of them
