text me

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jungkook:
why do you keep calling me

sinb:
i need a ride back home

sinb:
come pick me up

jungkook:
i can't just come pick you up

sinb:
why not??

sinb:
you're a taxi driver

jungkook:
okay, lemme rephrase that

jungkook:
i can't be giving you free rides

sinb:
aish, you're no fun

sinb:
alright fine, i'll pay

sinb:
so hurry up, i'm at the cafe we usually go to

jungkook:
you mean the one you usually go on blind dates at?

jungkook:
did it fail again?

sinb:
hey, that's none of your business!!

sinb:
just come here!

jungkook:
okay okay, i'll be there in 10

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jungkook:
i thought you said you needed a ride

sinb:
yeah i did

sinb:
10 minutes ago

jungkook:
so who is this woman that you shoved into this taxi

jungkook:
you even payed for her ride

sinb:
oh, i'm glad that you've asked

sinb:
the beautiful woman sitting behind you is choi yuna

sinb:
she's the same age as you, her height is 170 cm, her birthday is on october 4th, her zodiac sign is libra, she can be a dork but she is the sweetest, and she's the most understanding person i've ever met. not to mention, her talents are just top-notch like wow!!

sinb:
did i mention that she likes to go to the movies, ice skate, and do karaoke? she also is extremely athletic! she can pole-dance, run really fast—she even did rhythmic gymnastics with a ball—

jungkook:
..that's not what i meant

jungkook:
you asked me to pick you up and you put someone else in the taxi

jungkook:
did you not want me to pick you up?

sinb:
i'm actually waiting for someone else to pick me up since i have other plans so dw

jungkook:
..are you trying to hook me up with her?

sinb:
crap i got caught
*message not sent*

sinb:
uhhh of course not

sinb:
i just forgot that i had other plans okay

sinb:
anyways

sinb:
make sure you drive her home safely!! escort her to the door and make sure that she goes inside!!