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yuna:
would you like to tell me why there's a giant box in my house?

jungkook:
hey! are you assuming that i have something to do with it?

yuna:
yes.

jungkook:
..well i can't be the first person you assumed put that box there right?

yuna:
you are literally the only person who would do something idiotic as this.

jungkook:
it is not idiotic!

jungkook:
..okay you caught me :((

jungkook:
but there's something in that box!

jungkook:
a present in fact!

jungkook:
why don't you open it?

yuna:
because i hear breathing inside the box.

jungkook:
..i think you're imagining things!

jungkook:
just open it! i think you'll like what's inside! :))

yuna:
fine.

jungkook:
YUNA HOW COULD YOU SEAL ME INSIDE THE BOX

yuna:
i'm shipping the box back.

jungkook:
can you at least poke holes in the box then :((

yuna:
i think today is a lovely day to die don't you think?

jungkook:
YUNA NO

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