A different kind of Summer (Female DIpper x Wendy) gravity falls lemon ff

chapier 5: The festival

chapier 5: The festival

dipper pov:

i am in serious trouble because my id said, that i was a man but at the moment i am currently in fact the woman right now. what was i supopsed to do now?

i reached for my wrong and bad id and was expecting the worsest and i handed it to him, closing my eyes in fear of being throwed out. but he when he the man was lookes at the my id he said "allright you can pass and it appears you even have VIP"

the dipper me (myself) said then "but how is... wait..." i looked at the id and it said WOMAN (:o)*gasp* (thats is so crazy ohmygosh)

how did this happen? thats when i saw wendy grinning and winking with both eyes. i faked it. with my id emergency toolkit for a situations like this one we are curently in at this very moment right now. and i even added vip for us so we can enjoy the festival even more.

"Thanks but where did you get the picture of me?" Wendy Blushes

"Uh... i... i has that lying around.... i... dont think about it. i totally didnt take a picture of you while you were snoozing" (she lie though

Then we errected our tents for the night. i had to share one with wedny and robbie63

Our tnet was quite tall, being tall enough for me to stand up because I am now a very short women when i was have turned into a girl in chapter 1 . Yet it was not tall enough for wendy and or and the robbie to stand up. so they had to crawl. It was blue and quite ugly, becuase i got it from the old ugly gurple stewn. Inside we had played down 3 Sleeping bags each 20 cm apart from each opther, giving us ample space to sleep without having to suffer under our acquaintances' bodily odor. we also had an emergency fleshlight and a JBL Charge 4m that Robbie owned so he could listen to his early 2000s grunge rock via his samsung galaxy S9 Mini using his spotify premium subscription he bought from the money his grandma gave him for his 19st birthday.

The entrance to our humble domain was a simple zipper which made a loud zipper noise when zipped.

In the night it wasnt too cold also it meant i could sleep next to wendy.

We had just arrived and the midday sun was burning hot and it promised to be a warm night as well.

Camping was one of my favourite activities with my friends. especially in the middle of nowhere without anyone to disturb us and our funny games.

"Hey dude this festival was really a fun festival I sure am hopeing that we could be doing this again in the future after now." werny says

Then it knocked at our door. It was a pale tiny men with sunglasses and a tight pair of jorts.

He spoke with an Uruguayan accent which seemed very odd and creepy and sus to me, Dipper.

Hello i am the festival King i own this campsite. It seems you are the only ones here. pleaase be my guest and you shall befefit from my hospitability. There are Rules thou. And you must'nt destroy them or i will get angry and punish you-

Rule Numero one: No going out past 10 pm its dangerous there

Rule Number 2: No Mobile telephone devices allowed and if i catch one of you bastards using one thats it for you

and c: No Kissing. Thats ugly

and lastly: No more pomegranates. Im allergetic to them and i dont want to die.

Later today i have planned a wacky round of Wheel of tortu- er i mean fortune attendance is mandatory. You also all have to come.

As the time passed and we had to eat Roasted Turkey with a cheese fondeeu and 2 metric liter of 1986 Chardonnay/wine that bobby smugled in in his underpantaloones for dinner. Tembri had a file minion with extra sauce and also a noodle.

She drank a bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin 40%vol 1,0l

The The Quiz stated and the festival king said "welcome to a wheel of fortune" asked the contestants in perticar Robert the question "Whats the solubility constant Ks = [Ag+]2[CO32–]?"

Robbie thought for a second and two "Hey man dude bro I dk dude man wtc bro fr fr maybe 25 idk dude wtf ey yuh n word skrrrt bud fr fr my dude yuh m8 dawg got me actin up less goooo" robbie says

"That was the wrong answer. Now you die" the pale paraguayian man in a 3 piece tuksedo and sock with a jort said.

Then Robbie suddenly made a gasp like "gasp" and then the light flicker and a 19 inch blade pierces his cerebral cortex, spraying his moist brain matter all over wendy, causing him to have a seizure and fall down, riving in pain. he began to bleed from eyes and mouth and all his teeth fell out and all bones in his arms and feet broke, but not before his face malted of his face and the goo ruined the perfect yeezys. and then he was murdered to death brutally by the old ugandan man.

"hon hon monseur. now youre dead" the fetsival king man dude said frenchly.

Whoa guys how are tey gonna to get out of this debacle.? Find out next time friends. Please leave all your feet back in the almonds and have a nice night guys and take care, dudes.)