"Hey, Potter, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"No I rose from hell"
"Then that explains why you're so hot"
Harry froze. Did Draco just call him hot. The Draco Malfoy calling Harry Potter hot.
"Harry, what just happened" Hermione asked.
"I-i don't know " Harry was speechless.
"Hermione, Harry haven't you heard what is going on in Hogwarts" Ron said
"No" They both said, "What's happening?"
"Well, we are starting the pickup line challenge" Ron explained, " So, Mcgonagall wrote a list of names with partners that you would have to say pickup lines to each other, and I'm pretty sure that you got Malfoy because he's saying them to you"
"Challenge accepted" Harry said, " 'Mione do you know who your partner is yet,?"
"Yes actually thanks to Ron I know who it is, It is Parkinson,"
"And, how do you know?"
"Because she told me, that clothes were 100% off at her place"
"Oh, she did the sale one, " Ron laughed
"Yes, she did, so Ron who did you get?" Hermione asked
"Blaise," Ron answered
"Wait aren't you two dating? " Harry asked
"Yes,"
"How is that fair you two are already dating couldn't you get someone different"
Ron shrugged.
At the library
"Well I'm done with the Charms essay" Hermione said, " Are you guys done?"
"Yes, just finished" They both said
"I have a free period" Harry told his friends, " do you"
"No, sorry Harry, I have Divination next" Ron said
"No, I have Charms next, sorry Harry but we can catch you after our classes" Hermione said
"Oh, it's fine I was gonna go on a walk to clear my head"
Harry's POV
After I left the library, I went outside and took a walk, until I saw three Slytherins.
Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, and of course Draco Malfoy.
"Oh, hey Potter did it hurt?" Malfoy said.
"Let me guess, when I fell from heaven" I said very annoyed.
"No, when you fell for me"
The three Slytherins all laughed until I thought of a pickup line.
"Malfoy, spell me"
"Easy, M- E"
"No you forgot the d"
"Potter, are you stupid there's no d in me"
"Not yet" I smirked.
Malfoy blushed a light pink barely noticeable.
"Ok, Potter, If being sexy was a crime, you'd be quilty as charged"
I blushed.
Then he left laughing with Zabini and Parkinson.
Then Malfoy turned around and winked at me.
I was frozen to the spot I didn't know what to say anymore.
After all the classes
"So Harry, I never got ask, how was your walk" Hermione asked.
"Well, Malfoy and I were throwing pickup lines at each other and lets say it was very intense. Then he left and turned around and winked at me"
"But, Harry you have liked Malfoy for a while now" Ron said.
"I know but why would he wink at me"
Hermione and Ron exchanged looks both wondering why Harry was so oblivious.
"Honestly Harry, I don't know " Hermione said lying, " but I'm tired so good night boys, see you in the morning"
" 'Night 'Mione" Ron and Harry said together.
The next day
The next morning Harry got up early and went up to wake up Ron because the Gryffindors had Potions with the Slytherins.
After breakfast, Harry, Hermione, and Ron walked together to Potions.
At potions Snape paired Draco and Harry together, as usual.
This is were it started to get interesting.
"Potter," Draco whispered, "Beside from being sexy what do you do for a living?"
"Malfoy, Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back"
"Potter, in school i want an A, but with you i just want to F"
As soon as Draco said that he grabbed Harry's thigh and squeezed it making Harry jump and blush.
"Malfoy, Are you an elevator? Because ill go up and down on you"
"What did you say your name was again?, I want to make sure I'm screaming the right name tonight"
Harry bit his lip.
After Potions
"I'll catch up with you guys later I have to do something" Harry told Ron and Hermione.
"Ok, s'ya" they both said.
Harry followed Draco into a closet.
"Hey Potter, you know if i were you, i'd have sex with me."
"Malfoy, Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my dick up"
"Potter, do you like whales because we can go hump back at my place"
"Malfoy, when I saw you I lost my tongue can you put yours in my mouth "
"Potter, my dick died can I bury it in your ass" Draco teased, "nice pickup lines now I'll put my tongue in yours, "
Harry pulled Draco in for a passionate kiss allowing Draco to explore his mouth.
They both pulled apart both panting for air.
"We should do this more often" Harry said
"Yes, we should baby boy"
Sorry for this I had no other ideas and since I'm bad at flirting I searched some of the pickup lines up on Google.
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FanfictionOne part Drarry stories and maybe some other ships. SMUT WARNINGS