Drarry Oneshots

The number switch up

Unknown: Pansy, why the hell did you eat my cupcake?

Unknown: Pansy Is2g that if you don't get me a new cupcake, I will hunt you down, murder you in your sleep and make it look like an accident.

Harry: Sorry, I'm not Pansy but I am Harry

Unknown: Oops, wrong number

Harry: anyways who are you?

Unknown: Draco, why?

Harry changed Unknown to Draco

Harry: oh, ok, just wondering

Draco: Ok, I guess I'll talk to you later

Harry: Wait..... No

Harry: I want to get to know you better

Draco: Ok, how

Harry: Playing a game of 2 truths and 1 lie

Draco: Oh, I've played this with Pansy before

Harry: Ok, you go first

Draco: Ok, um.... I am deatheater, I was abused by my father, and I am pissed because Pansy ate my cupcake.

Harry: I think the lie is that you were abused by your father, and the truths are, You are pissed at Pansy, and you're a deatheater.

Draco: Wrong, the lie is that I'm a deatheater, the truths are I was abused by my father, and I'm pissed at Pansy.

Harry: Wait, you were a deatheater

Draco: I was until my father got sent to Azkaban

Harry: I'm really sorry that your dad abused you

Draco: Its ok, I'm better now

Draco: Harry hold up, pansy is texting me.

🥞Pansycakes🥞: I ate your cupcake

Drahoe: I know that now

Drachoe: Btw you only have 5 seconds to hide

Drachoe: 1....

Drachoe: 2......

Drachoe: 3.....

Drachoe: 4.....

Drachoe: 5.......

Drachoe: you better be hidden

🥞Pansycakes🥞: I am!!

Drachoe: I found you......

Drachoe: any ways bye I have to text someone Pansy,

Drachoe: But next time when you steal my cupcake....

Drachoe: I will murder you

🥞Pansycakes🥞: Ok, l-lesson learned

Back to Harry

Harry: So who was it

Draco: Pansy, I finished murdering her

Harry: Oh, well...

Harry: Note to self.....Never steal Draco's cupcake

Draco: NEVER!!!

Draco: Ok, your turn,

Harry: My birthday is July 31, My least favorite teacher is Mcgonagall, and I was in love with Ginny.

Draco: Ok, well the lie is that your least favorite teacher is Mcgonagall, and the truths were that you were in love with Ginny, and your birthday is July 31st