After discovering Hitler's secret, Nir was more depressed than ever. Nir cried. But then, his bestie Herobrine showed up and they chug juged together, which made Nir happy. After they got their number one victory royal, Herobrine heard a familiar voice. He followed the voice until he saw a burning bush which was odd because Herobine used protection. A deep voice told Herobrine the meaning of life but only under one condition. To find out the meaning of life Herobrine needed to click this link: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ. He clicked it. Herobrine died. God laughed and said poggers. Ori found the body and she reported it. No one believed her and she was ejected from the ship. sed amogus time. God laughed again as he watched Ori die in space. But wait! Ori did not die, she went to get some milk. Nir was sad that they still haven't found Herobrine's killer and he cried. But then, God told Nir: "take a chill pill" so Nir stabbed God. Everyone on the ship was shocked and they decided to eject Nir. Except for one person, her voice was smooth and her hair was shining. it was his lover, Dina. She told them, it can't be Nir, because... It was me. I was the imposter. "NOOOOOO!!!!!!" Nir yelled while crying. "Dina!!! Don't do it!!!!!! Don't sacrifice yourself for me!!!!! I love you!!!!". "2 l8" she said and she died in space. F for Dina. Suddenly, evil laughter was heard. It was Hitler. It was all part of his revenge. He laughed while Nir cried and he said: "AH! That's your punishment for not respecting my furriness". "Lmao" said everyone else. Nit continued crying and shaking.
end of chapter 3 gaymers
