After years of agony and sorrow, still traumatized from traumas, Hitler sought revenge. Which is kinda sus but I swear he's not the impostor.
Meanwhile in Russia, Nir and Big Chungus lived happily ever after but even though they had lovely children, (13 to be exact), Nir wasn't happy. Nir could not forget the love of his life, and how she rejected him. He longed to see her bootyfool hair and smell her panties once again. So, Nir decided to leave his family and find Dina. Like father like son. He went on a journey, a great journey. He even took the midnight train going anywhere. When he came to Argentina it was very funny because he came. He also met Marco and Nir felt sorry for him and offered to help Marco find his mother but Marco said: "nah shawty you're too much of a lesbian". And so, Nir cried again. Then he met Adi and he bullied her until she committed suicide. (don't worry, it's just a prank bro). Nir kept crying and crying until he met a familiar face. His firstborn, Adolf Hitler. Nir was very excited to see his son, after years they haven't met, they were finally reunited. But it wasn't like it used to be. Nir sensed something sinister in the air, and it was clear that Adolf did not pass the vibe check. At first, Nir ignored this feeling, and let Adolf his way. One beautiful sunny day, Nir decided to go wake Hitler up and bring him breakfast to bed. When Nir opened Hitler's bedroom door, he was shocked. He was horrid to discover that... That... His only son, his most beloved child, was a furry. He started crying and Adolf yelled: "it's not a phase dad! get out!". Nir decided to cry again. But then he left. Adolf was so frustrated that his father didn't accept him for who he is, and he knew just what to do to get back at him.
end of chapter 2 homies
