Gregory, texting Sam: Sam! Help I'm being kidnapped
Sam: Where are you?
Gregory: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Sam: I'll call Alex.
Alex, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Sam: Where's Gregory? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Alex: Gregory? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Alex:
Alex: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Alex: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Gregory: WHO ARE YOU?!
