welcome to glee club- Mr shue x y/n

Seggsy Shrek

Mr Shue:

Y/n looked so gorgeous in her pushchair.

She was asleep right now. She looked so peaceful when all of a sudden a massive shart was released from under her skirt.

I bent my head down to sniff if and oh.my.god. it was like paradise.

I wish I had a jar right now to capture the eggyness.

She began to open her eyes and lifted her head. I quickly looked away hoping she didn't catch me staring.

She looked back down and looked lost in thought.

I wondered if she was thinking of me...

Of course she isn't William, I thought to myself. She's probably thinking of Dani Devito and his shmexy body.

We were approaching shrek's swamp so I picked up y/n and held her 3 foot body in my my arms.

"Are you excited to see Skrek cheese string?"

"oh yes butt chin, I'm can't wait!"

I smiled and knocked on Shrek's door.

No answer.

I huffed and knocked again.

Still no answer.

I screamed and threw y/n on the ground.

"IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR I WILL BUST A MOVE AND BREAK DOWN THE DOOR."

I finally heard a noise from inside the shack and the door opened.

It was Lord Farquaad, Shreks seggsy husband.

"Sorry for not answering the door, me and shrek were... Occupied" he said with nervous laugh.

"It's ok I guess" I said while I rolled my eyes.

I heard loud footsteps and skrek appeared behind Lord Farquaad.

"GET OUT ME SWAMP!!" He roared and power of his loudness blew y/n into the river.

"Help! Help! I can't swim!" shrieked y/n.

She tried to scream, but her head was underwater. ✋😩

"Don't worry I'll save her!" said shrek.

"NO! She's my cheese string I'll save her!" I yelled.

We both raced to y/n and pulled her out of the water.

"Are you lost babygorl?" Shrek whispered into y/n's ear.

She was still shocked from almost drowning so she didn't answer.

I grabbed the ogre by his ugly nose and shoved my fingers up it.

Lord Farquaad screamed and fainted.

I then poked Shrek's eyes and he became blind.

He tried to grab my arms but I began break dancing so he couldn't hold me down.

I grabbed his throat I pinned him to the ground.

"Are we about to kith right now? Shrek panted.

My body went still and I thought about kissing Shrek's wet lips.

Our lips were about to meet but then I heard y/n whimper behind me.

I turned to look at her and our eyes met. All the memories of us together came flooding back.

Her walking into the classroom, her watching me dance, our lips meeting for the first time, me pushing her in the pushchair...

I looked back at Shrek and pounded his face in.

He died from his injuries.

Lord Farquaad woke up and saw Shrek's dead body.

He died from shock.

I grabbed y/n's tiny body and sprinted to the pushchair. I shoved her in it and we dashed away from the crime scene into the sunset.