part 4 - rude ass

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so once I went to Alex's house , that bitch ass SETH called me . I told him he was rude and he just needs to learn how to get it right 😏 . but he said "your opinion is like your dick" . but I don't have a dick , I said . "well you do now . people don't want your opinion whipped out and shoved down their throats" . (actually told to me by SETH fucking bishop) . but I was like "igafff" . I hung up with SETH . then I turned around and ALEX PULLED OUT HIS DRAGON . yall dirty minded freaks , he has a pet dragon . I pet his dragon and it was so big . awe it's adorable !!!
"I guess I'll be goin back to the gay fishy house" I said . "ok babe . slide into my dms" ALEX replied . or nahhhhh .

once I got home , me an SETH started watching Netflix . then I said "you know . with your face period you look like a worm ...." and then he just ignored me . then after awhile he said "at least I don't have greasy ass hair " alright then . then our dumbass friend NATHAN TRISKA came over . he supplied us with all the nathanjuana he could ! oh how I love him !!

(Sorry about this one . I'm knot funny rn. KNOT HAHAHA . no . but I forgot what the story is about . so yeah)

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