It all started with a bard

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Pyrobunny - amber
Pyrobear - xiangling
Witch - Lisa
Workaholic - jean
Cocogoat - ganyu
Walnut - hu tao
Blueberryboy - kaeya
Birdman - diluc
Elsa - roseira
Bestboy - Bennett
Puppy - razor
Bookworm - xinqiu
Kleeklee - Klee
Zombiecutie - QiQi
Wineslayer - diona
Maidenknight - Noelle
Waterproof - Barbara
Bestswimmer - Mona
Fake cat - keqing
TheRock - zhongli
Tonedeafbard - venti
Annoyingfloatingchild - paimon
Queen - lumine
Weirdo - aether
Sweet flower - sucrose
Quiet but deadly - albedo
Cat boy - xiao
Rocknroll - xinyan
Bloodthirsty - Childe - tartagila - Ajax
Icecreamboy - chongyun
Captain Hook - beidou
Jade chamber where? - Ningguang
Shakespeare- fischl
Venti has added Chongyun , razor , diluc , jean and 28 others to a groupchat!

Venti : welcome all to our new groupchat!!!

Jean : venti mind explaining why you did this? And is the reason you gave us these weird devices?

Venti : indeed it is also they are called phones and I did this for us to interact with each other better

Jean : alrighty then

Diluc : I can already tell this is gonna be a disaster

Venti : aww come on master diluc!! Live a little

Diluc : last time I checked I wasn't dead

Kaeya : you most definitely are dead inside diluc

Jean : I mean you can't disagree on that master diluc

Diluc : I don't wanna be here anymore

Childe : ooooh what do we have here~

Diluc : alright who invited the walking orange with a thrust for blood in this chat?

Zhongli : Ba—venti what have you dragged me into now?

Venti : nothing you old blockhead!!!

Zhongli : didn't I tell you not to call me that drunkard??

Venti : at least I'm not made out of rocks

Zhongli : at least I wasn't a tiny peace of wind

Xiao : would you two quite it!!! I swear it's the archon war all over again

Venti : awww come on xiao!!!

Xiao : no both of you shut it

Zhongli: guess we should listen to him shouldn't we?

Venti : guess we should

Kaeya : did y'all forget about us or??

Hu tao : shush blueberry boy!!!

Kaeya : blueberry boy??!!!!

Venti has changed kaeya's name to blue Berry boy

Blueberryboy : are you serious??

Venti : no I'm venti

Lisa : he got you there buddy

Venti had changed Lisa's name to witch

Blueberryboy : pfffttt— TAKE THAT LISA

Witch : venti you little shit!!!

Venti : eheh

Aether : it's too early in the morning for this

Xinqiu : it's two in the afternoon wdym morning???

Aether : OH CRAP IM LATE TOR SPARING WITH LUMINE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE THREE HOURS AGO

Ganyu : it's alright aether , I kept her busy for you cause I knew you were going to be late so I distracted her now she thinks she's late instead of you

Aether : oh my sweet little ganyu thank you existing and being so smart

Ganyu : welcome?? Just get here fast or she'll know

Zhongli changed ganyu's name to coco goat
Zhongli changed hu Tao's name to walnut

Blueberryboy: why does she get a cute nickname???

Amber : because unlike you she has good pranks

Blueberryboy: ugh I hate this chat and it hasn't been an hour

Venti changed amber's name to pyrobunny

Pyrobunny : what kind of name is this?

Venti : you shall see

Zhongli had changed xiangling's name to pyrobear

Pyrobear : hey amber we match names!!!

Pyrobunny : yeah we do!!!

Venti has changed jean's name to workaholic

Workaholic : come on I'm not that bad

Witch : jean you are that bad

Zhongli and venti continued to change many names

Kleeklee : hello everybody!!!

Zombiecutie : QiQi doesn't understand what's going on (I'm so sorry I might sometimes ruin her personality but bare with me please)

Wineslayer : oh great I just had to placed with these people

Quietbutdeadly : diona behave or I'm taking away your phone

Wineslayer: fine mister albedo

Annoyingfloatingchild: hey!! Who who named paimon an annoying child!!!

Queen : I suggested it , got a problem miss paimon~

Annoyingfloatingchild: okay paimon isnt mad anymore

Weirdo : is it bad that I find it funny that she's scared of you?

Queen : not all dear brother not at all

Puppy : has anyone seen benny?

Bookworm : oh I feel so proud of my student and no sadly my liege I haven't seen your unlucky best friend today

Icescreamboy : good job on your grammar razor and I have seen Bennett around stone gate looking for something

Best swimmer : the bad luck charm? He said something about looking for a certain of stone? Or was it a flower?

Puppy : razor will go look for benny

Bookworm : good luck then razor

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