The One where xiao and childe commit Arson

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Pyrobunny - amber
Pyrobear - xiangling
Witch - Lisa
Workaholic - jean
Cocogoat - ganyu
Walnut - hu tao
Blueberryboy - kaeya
Birdman - diluc
Elsa - roseira
Bestboy - Bennett
Puppy - razor
Bookworm - xinqiu
Kleeklee - Klee
Zombiecutie - QiQi
Wineslayer - diona
Maidenknight - Noelle
Waterproof - Barbara
Bestswimmer - Mona
Fake cat - keqing
TheRock - zhongli
Tonedeafbard - venti 
Annoyingfloatingchild - paimon
Queen - lumine
Weirdo - aether
Sweet flower - sucrose
Quiet but deadly - albedo
Cat boy - xiao
Rocknroll - xinyan
Bloodthirsty - Childe - tartagila - Ajax
Icecreamboy - chongyun
Captain Hook - beidou
Jade chamber where? - Ningguang
Shakespeare- fischl

TheRock : has anyone seen tartagila? He hasn't been seen by anyone since this morning

Weirdo : I saw him when I was walking past whangshu inn maybe xiao has seen him

TheRock : hmm @.catboy have you seen tartagila?

Catboy : no I haven't seen that weirdo

Weirdo : hey that's my nickname!!!

Queen : oh dear brother you actually enjoy being called a weirdo? What has happened since we got separated?

Weirdo : well you started speaking oddly that's what happened

Queen : and what is wrong with the way I speak?

Weirdo : you sound old

Queen : you sound old!!

Fake cat : great defense lumine, you're doing great

Queen : ^~^

Wineslayer : what have I just witnessed?

Queen : the idiocy of being siblings

Wineslayer : wahh—

TheRock : although watching lumine and aether fight is quite amusing , I still haven't found childe

Tonedeafbard : oh speaking of people going missing I just went to visit xiao and couldn't find him

Fake cat : Didnt xiao just message us?

Waterproof : maybe we should go look for them? They could be injured!!!

Workaholic: I agree with Barbara, those two couldn't be missing together though they hate each other

Walnut : hey do guys smell smoke?

Captainhook : now that you say it I do smell smoke

Icecreamboy : xiangling you didn't burn anything right??

Pyrobear : of course I didn't!!!

Jadechamberwhere? : everyone this is an emergency ,  luhua pool is on fire and it's spreading all the way to cuijue slop and Guili plains!!

Bookworm : what???? How!??

Jadechamerwhere? : we suspect it has something to do with the pyro regisivine but we aren't very sure , we need anyone who can help put out the fire or help kill the monsters around the area to help!!

Waterproof : me and Mona are on our way!!

Bookworm : so are me and chongyun,  QiQi wanted to help so she's coming too

Jadechamberwhere? : thank you guys , also change my name as it is inappropriate

TheRock: let me think about it, No

Tonedeafbard: whooo go zhongli!!

Weirdo : dude popped off

After the fire gets put out using Stellaris phantasm
(if you didn't know this is the name of mona's burst!!)

Tonedeafbard : has anyone found xiao or Childe???!!!

Bestboy : guys I think Razor found a lead to them

TheRock : And what is it Bennett?

Bestboy : their gloves are here , both smell burnt but aren't burned

Bookworm : how is that possible??

Icecreamboy : who knows!! Razor can you sniff them out

Puppy : razor does!! Come on bennyy!!!

Bestboy : BYE GUYS!! RAZOR STOP PULLING MY HAND IM FOLLOWING

Tonedeafbard : how good can that boy smell

Walnut : if they are dead , don't forget to buy Coupons!!!!

TheRock : Hu Tao!!!!

Walnut : what? I'm just doing business

Bestboy : guys we found them!!! And they are fighting

TheRock : physical fighting???

Puppy : No!!! They yelling at each other

Tonedeafbard : where are you guys?

Bestboy : near this weird blue tree , a weird child has been staring at us since we got here

Catboy : what do you guys want??

Bloodthirsty : yeah we were on our way to fight something and you interrupted us with your messager boys

TheRock : you could have told us!!! You two have been missing for 5 hours , 7 hours for Childe!!!

Bloodthirsty: ooooh , sorry zhongli we didn't noticed

Blueberryboy : he apologised—-

Pyrobunny : eye-

Catboy : in our defense you guys got boring so we went to fight and we may or may have started a fire to cure our boredom

Jadechamberwhere? : so it was you guys???!!

Bloodthirsty: oh yeah , we forgot to put that out

Catboy : oh right, how'd we forget it though?

Bloodthirsty: I think it was cause we heard the pyro regisvine screech and we thought it was some kind of demon

Catboy: rightttt

Bloodthirsty: wanna go fight primo vishap?

Catboy : hell yea!

Jadechamberwhere? : Hold on a minute we haven't finished talking

Catboy : in Rex lapis's contract he made with me it said to not listen to any one but him soooo Bye bye~~~

Jadechamberwhere? : ADEPTUS XIAO

Bloodthirsty: have a nice day~

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