Switzerland: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Bulgaria: Okay, but in my defense, Romania bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Switzerland: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Switzerland: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Bulgaria: Okay, but in my defense, Romania bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Switzerland: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!