Who is she?

Part 8

(Questions by ArtsyAnnieRose , Scrappeuse ,JillEvers )

Branch: Ok so HI AGAIN-
Me and Poppy have been pretty busy lately with all that is going on here in trollstopia. But YEAH. Time to get some of your questions about Josjos answered!
You ready Poppy?

Poppy: Pfft, ALWAYS.

Branch: Good cuz-

Poppy: WAIT, I fOrGoT tHe LiSt Of qUeStiOnS! BRB-

Branch: .....................-_- *fAcEpALm*

SEVERAL YEARS LATER

Poppy: K, am bacc. Let's do this thinggggg

Branch: Finally. So, what's the questions, Pops!?

Poppy: "What is Josjos' fav dessert?", "DoEs ShE hAvE fRiEnDs?", "Chocolate or vanilla?" Aaaaaand "Favorite music?" !
Let's go interview her >:3

Branch: pOpPy nO- UNDERCOVER rEmEmBeR??

Poppy: TOO LATE, I AM NOT LISTENING :DDDD

Branch: What is my life-

Poppy: Hi and welcome to my lil interview. Today we are interviewing the one and only, QUEEN JOSJOS!!

*Random applause from nowhere*

Josjos: ...hOw diD I gEt HeRe?

Poppy: TOTALLY DID NOT KIDNAP U AND PUT U IN THIS STUDIO *CLeArS tHroAt* sO, we have some questions for u.

Josjos: K

Poppy: Do you have friends? And in that case, who are they?

Josjos: ....rUdE. But yes, I have friends. You are one of them, well, if you still wanna be friends, I am confused by this qUeStiOn-

Poppy: OFCOURSE I'M UR FRIEND X3. And ye- maybe I didn't state the question right-

Josjos: It okiii. And well, most of the trolls in trollstopia that I know are kinda my friends. Some more than others though. And then I have my best friends, like Tina, Bea, Scarlett, Annie and Plum. I can't mention names of all those I call my friends, or those that calls me a friend, cuz am scared of forgetting someone.
(powxbash , Scrappeuse ,-Yomii- , ArtsyAnnieRose , raytroll3110 )

Poppy: Why u friendzoning Bea-

Josjos: o//o umh-

Poppy: NEXT QUESTION! What is your favorite dessert?

Josjos: BLUEBERRY PIE WITH VANILLA ICECREAM 😛🥧🫐🍨

Poppy: I thought it was cupcakes-

Josjos: Oh, ye, they come second place X3💖🧁

Poppy: Niceeeee. TIME FOR COMMERCIAL BREAK

Branch behind the cameras: wh-WhAt?

Poppy: Just play the tape Branch-

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Branch: ....I didn't even know Holly, Smidge and I made a Clean Team commercial-

Poppy: SO, next questioooonnnnn. What would you choose? Chocolate or vanilla?

Josjos: Oooooo. Hard one! I LOVE chocolate. But vanilla is nice too! Especially vanilla icecream!
But I would say that it depends on what it is that has the taste :3 Like: I prefere vanilla icecream over chocolate icecream, and I prefere to eat just chocolate over eating vanilla.

Poppy: Noiceeeeee. And next question. What is your favorite type of music?

Josjos: I like all of them! My favorites are pop and swedish pop though :3

Poppy: Well after all you ARE a pop and swedish pop hybrid. AND the Queen of Swedish Pop! Congrats on the title btw!

Josjos: Yeah, eheh, thanks. Idk how to be a queen- but I guesse I'll figure it out in some way.

Poppy: It is a piece of cake once u get into the rythmmm.

Rythm: WHO CALLED FOR ME!?

Josjos: *Gaaaasp* My funk-dOpPeLgÄnGeR.

Branch: ......tha fu-

Poppy: AND THAT IS THE END OF THIS INTERVIEW!! Thank you for watching! BYEEEEE~

(U can continue asking questions in the comments X3💖)
8/4/2021