Why I Like Jotahan 😳👉👈

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It may surprise y'all to know that I didn't actually ship any of the characters watching jojo's bizarre adventure (Except mayyybe Giorno and Mista?). To be completely honest, as much as I love the anime, the writing can be pretty weak especially when it comes to characters (A lot of the characters are wasted potential imo Part 3 is the best example of this. Kakyoin and Avdol were poorly written and super flat characters. It doesn't help that the two of them disappeared for several episodes at a time while characters like Polnareff got time to shine and develop. But that's a discussion for another time lmao)

My love for Jotahan actually came a little after I finished part 4 when I saw some fanart. My first thought was "What the fuck? This is a thing??" And then after some consideration, everything clicked.

Now some of y'all are probably thinking: What in the absolute hell has caused you to think Jotaro and Rohan should be a thing? Makes absolutely no sense. They barely even interact in the show 🙄

Okay okay hear me out.

We already know half the fanbase ships Jotaro and Kakyoin from part 3. If we're following that train of thought, it can be argued that Jotaro has a "type." His type being green artist boys that like to lick things lmfaoo I'm sure y'all can see the similarities.

" His type being green artist boys that like to lick things lmfaoo I'm sure y'all can see the similarities

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Also let's be honest

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Also let's be honest. Rohan is super gay, we all know it. If bro had to choose anyone in the cast to screw, it'd be Jotaro hands down. (Majority of the cast is minors and/or people he straight up hates, like Josuke, so I always felt like this was an obvious choice). I 100% believe that he hates Josuke enough that he would get together with his nephew just to piss him off. I can totally see that happening.

This dialogue would definitely happen at one point:
"Fuck you, Rohan!"
"No, thanks. I'm already fucking your nephew" 😜

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