𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊~ (oliver wood)

part 9: the twins + iris (tw: nsfw)

ɪʀɪꜱ ᴍᴏɴᴛɢᴏᴍᴇʀʏ

I leaned against the wall with one hand in my pocket and a cigarette in the other, I looked around the courtyard once more before pulling a lighter from my pocket and lighting the cigarette, I put it between my lips and inhaled, seeing light coming from where the doors are, I crept down into the darkness and hid the cigarette, "Iris?" I heard a whisper, I looked up and Fred and George were standing in front of me, I got up fro my crouching position and pulled my cigarette out from behind my back, "I thought you were teachers" I sighed, placing the cigarette back in between my lips, "Wait you smoke?" Fred asked, I nodded and inhaled, pulling the cigarette out to exhale the smoke into their faces, "It helps with stress" I told them, they nodded as I finished the cigarette, putting it out on the floor, "I want to piss Oliver off" I started, they both looked at me with shock, "Why?" George asked, "His girlfriend was very rude to me and he didn't say shit so" I shrugged as I explained why I wanted to piss Oliver off, "You've came to the right people" Fred said, rubbing his hands together, "We're known as Hogwarts biggest pranksters" the two posited, I nodded as the two started to go through ideas of what we could do until one crossed my mind, "In the common room he seemed to not be very impressed that Marcus liked me" I told the two, "Thats because Marcus and Oliver are quite close, they both do Quidditch" George explained to me, I nodded, "So, how is that going to help?" Fred asked, "He seemed pissed at dinner tonight that I was talking with you guys so how about we start to spend some quality time together and act like you both really like me and I really like you two" I presented my idea and the two smirked, I looked behind the two to see Oliver lurking in the opposite corner, I made sure he couldn't see me and whispered to the two not to look and that Oliver was out here with us, "Get ready" I whispered, the two looked at me confused, I reached up and grabbed their ties, pulling them down to my height, "Do I have your consent to do this?" I whispered to them, "Yes" they both whispered back, I then tangled both my hands in their hair and started to attack Fred's neck with my lips, "You don't mind if I leave marks right?" I whispered into his neck, "Nah, it makes it more believable" he told me so I left marks on him then moved onto George and did the same with him, I let their ties go and wiped my lips, Oliver was still lurking, "Now you" I whispered to the two, they both leaned down and did the same to my neck as I did to theirs, Fred leaving a few marks on the right side of my neck and George leaving a few marks on the left side, I moaned quietly to try and make it more believable and watched threw my head back, catching Oliver disappearing back into the castle, the boys let me go and I tied my hair back, messing theirs up, "He definitely believed that" I high-fived them both before leading them back into the castle, Oliver was stood with Mr Filch and Professor McGonagall as we walked in, "Fuck" I muttered, my uniform was messy as well as theirs and my hair was tied back, not to mention we're all covered in hickies, "Iris?!" Professor McGonagall was shocked, I tried not to laugh and looked at my feet, biting my lip, "5 points will be taken from each of your houses for this despicable behaviour!" McGonagall bellowed, we all nodded and walked away in fake shame, Oliver following behind us,

"Did you enjoy it then?" Oliver teased, pushing by me, "Did I enjoy what?" I spat back, "Being a slut for the Weasleys" he spat, I looked up at him and smirked, licking my lips, I looked him up and down as his eyes widened, "Thoroughly" I finally answered, "It was like magic" I kept going, he still stared in disbelief, "You must've seen, surely", Oliver was pale, "They really are the best like the girls say, it was the best I've ever had" I ran my hands down my body and moaned, "They really had me screaming their names both at once" I kept teasing, Oliver quickly stormed off to his common room after that and I turned to Fred and George who were beet red, I giggled softly as I winked at them, "You're welcome?" they both said, I giggled again, "Y'know we are in the same dorm with Oliver right?" George said, I put my hand over my mouth as I laughed, "There's always room in my dorm" I told them, "Seriously?" they asked, I nodded, "No jokes this time" I put my hands out and they both took them, I pulled them both up the stairs and to my common room, I whispered the password and we were let in, I pulled them through the common room and to my dorm, locking the door behind us, "You two have any classes tomorrow?" I asked them, they shook their heads, "I have potions and thats it, mind walking me there?", "We'll walk you" George said, yawning and sitting on my carpet, I walked towards my cupboard and pulled out my pjs, "I'm just gonna get dressed for bed" I told the two, making the turn around movement with my finger, they nodded and turned towards the door, I pulled off my uniform and slipped into my pjs before creeping up behind the two boys and jumping on them both, "I'll get you guys pillows" I told them, getting out of their laps, I walked back over to my cupboard where I kept all my spare pillows and small blankets before walking back towards them and throwing them at the two, I stretched my arms up above me and yawned softly, "I'll speak to you guys tomorrow, sweet dreams" I told the two, kissing their cheeks before sliding into bed and passing out.