Mixed love

11 (in the great hall)

May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will Astoria greengrass pls stand up
I repeat will Astoria greengrass plzz stand up we are going to have a problem here.yall act like you never seen me before jaws all on the floor like Me Draco just Burt in the door and I started whooping my ass worse than before we were broke up throwing me over the furniture it's the return of the ah wait no way your kidding I didn't say what I think I said did I
And Dr.dre said NOTHING you idiots Dr.dre's dead he's locked in my basement everyone loves me "chicka chicka chicka Ellie Snape is sick of her look at her grabbing her you know what Flippin to you know who"
"Yeah but she's so cute tho"
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up loose But no worse than what's going on in your parents bedroom sometimes I want to get on TV and just get loose but Can't but it's cool for Harry Potter to hump a dead  moose "My bum is on your lips ,My bum is on your lips"and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss and that's the message we delivered to little kids and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is of course they're going to know what it intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade they've got Discovery Channel don't theyWe ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes but if we could hump Dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope but if you feel like I feel I got the antidote woman wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes "I'm Ellie Snape yes I'm the real Snape all you other ellie Snapes or just imitating so won't Astoria greengrass plzz stand up plzz stand up please stand up x2will Smith don't go to cuss and his raps to sell records but I do so fuck him and fuck you too do you think I give a damn about a Grammy half the critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me "but Ellie what if you win wouldn't it be weird" Why so  Guys could lie to get me here so you can sit me next to Britney Spears shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear them argue about who she gave head to first little bitch put me blast on MTV yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave him an MVD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you and there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me who just don't give a fuck like me who dress like me walk talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me cause I'm Ellie Snape yes I'm the real Snape all you other Ellie snapes are just imitating so won't Astoria greengrass please stand up please stand up x2 i'm a like a head trip to listen to because I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room the only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't Gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it in whether you like to admit it I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out can then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums it's funny because at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jurgens and I'm joking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working and every single person is a Ellie Snape lurking he could be working at Burger King spinning on your onion rings are in a parking lot at Circle in screaming and give a fuck with his window down in his system up so will Astoria Greengrass please stand up and put one of those fingers on each hand up and be proud to be out of your mind and out of control and one more time as loud as you can how does it go I'm Ellie Snape yes I'm the real Snape all you other Ellie snapes I just imitating so won't Astoria green grass please stand up please stand up please stand up x4 ha ha I guess there's a little me in all of us fuck it let's all stand up !