an umbrella without an Handel fetianxoc

it was all a dream

"Carmen, CAR FUCKIN MEN", Miley said big mad." what god damn," I said annoyed because as we recalled the last cha-i mean earlier I don't like loud noises "its ur turn bitch" wait so I really did have a whole ass semi-wet daydream oh no no no no FUCK no don't tell me I'm catching feelings for the Levi knock off "miss gurl are u going or Nah" " ok damn bitch wait"I spin a ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd it lands on shalnark ( I have no idea if I spelled that right and shalnark is so cute I just had to add him but like let me know if you want a shalnark x reader cos I can give it to yall butttt back to the book)

Shalnarks pov

dosent fetian and carmen have like a love-hate thing going on well theres not really love in that but she seems interesting very very interesting ( in that 1  accent) " have fun" phinks says as he pushes us in the closet 

in da closet carmens pov

" Well this is awkward," I say."yea lol out loud" did this nigga really just-i-ok wow should i tell him i think he gay.i think as i look up the imaginary camera in that dark ass closet thinking what would you do.shiiiiiiiiiiit John Quiñones says ask him so thats what im gonna do."are you gay "(pls dont just go asking people if there gay this was just for shits and giggles) ."Um no?" he says.i wouldnt have thought."im asexual " he adds. (1 i dont know how to spell for shit and 2 i head canon this)"oh cool". " times up" we hear uvo yell form beyond on the door

We step out side and sit down. "Did you ask him if he was gay?" Miley asks me "yea he's not". " for real, you think I can shoot my shot?". " don't you have a WHOLE ass boyfriend?" I ask her. " damn bringing up old shit and for what?. "Anyways". I really can't stop thinking of that dream I had of fetian.speaking of the Tasmanian devil, it's fetains turn to spin. Y'all dont even know how I was low key praying for it to be me. But  niether the less it lands on shizuku. Bruh why that can't be me, Ion wanna be shizuku I wanna be fetain. She fine asf, she got big ole titties I said goo goo goo gaga , but moving on. I don't know what possessed me to stand up, but I thought today, NOW out of all times it would be a good idea to stand up and say sum to feitain 

"EVERBODY I GOT SUM TO SAY, so shut the fuck up so y'all can hear what I got to say." "Ooo what you got to say fran.". I hear shalnark from the crowd. " I JUST WANNA SAY IM IN LOVE....... thank you for that moment of silence. Back to it,yes you heard that right. I'm in love and it's with you baby girl". I say while pointing to fetain. " If yon get yo stupid ass down fore yo dumbass fall". " Miley shut yo punk ass up fore I slap like I did this bitch"

Y'all rn🧍🏽‍♀️: how tf did she not die.

So like I've been writing this for over a year so if you can't tell sum things will be different