#1 - The English Alphabet, A Rant

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WHY IS THE LETTER "C" IN THE ENGLISH ALPHABET????!!!! S MAKES THE "sssss" SOUND THAT C CAN MAKE LIKE IN "science" AND K MAKES THE "kah" SOUND LIKE IN "kayak"!!! THERE IS NO REASON FOR "C" TO BE A LETTER!! And you may ask, "oh, what about 'ch'?" OH WELL HERE IS YOUR ANSWER.

"Kh".

JUST. REPLACE. "C". WITH. A. "K".

AND WHILE I AM ON THE TOPIC, KNOCK OUT STUPID SILENT LETTERS TOO. LIKE THE SILENT "K" AT THE BEGINNING OF "knife". I CAN KINDA GET THE NEED FOR SILENT "E's" CUZ THEY MAKE WORDS LIKE "case" BUT THEN AGAIN, WE COULD JUST CHANGE THE RULE TO ONE NON-VOWEL MEANS ITS A LONG VOWEL SO LIKE "case" WOULD BECOME "cas" AND IF YOU WANTED A WORD TO HAVE THE SHORT VOWEL LIKE IN "run" YOU WOULD HAVE TO USE TWO NON-VOWELS SO IT WOULD BE "runn".

That's all I have right now :) Please argue your points if you feel the need.

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