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Sharpie [A Rant Book]

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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to only speak sarcasm. |THIS BOOK IS PURELY ORIGINAL. IDK IF ANYONE WOULD STEAL BUT DON't be OffENDED IN ANYWAY PLZ|

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I don't even know what day it is.

All I know is that I'm in love with an animated disney boy. Fml screw life and it's unfairness. It's like every boy I like is either out of reach and famous, or dead and animated. Oh wait, they are. ttttttttttttttttttttttt(-,-)

OMG IDEA OKAY SO YOu know how people ask that cliche question "If you could have one superpower what would it be?" I JUST HAD THE EBST IDEA OKAY.

My response would be something like this.

*clears throat*

ahem, well... since you asked i'd love to have the power to be able to jump into the stories I read and play the main character as like myself and everything sure there might be some minor catches like the story changing as i'm living it but it changes back to its original line when I leave but the thing is no one will know. Then you gotta think about the consequences of having a power like that--

*five days later*

-- and what if I died in there? You see, it doesn't matter. As long as i'm living the way I want too.

*interviewer is dead*