The Spider's Tragedy(Discontinued)

Prologue

A man, who looked to be in his late teens or early twenties, stood in front of a mirror, adjusting his tie. He wore a hunter green suit with black shoes and his tie was a light green. He had black hair sticking up in the air with the ends slightly fading into green. He had a muscular build. It wasn't body builder bulky but he was bulky enough for it to show slightly through the suit and he was around six feet. On the mirror in front of him there was a picture.

 The man took down the picture to closer examine it. The said photo had three people. A little girl with long black hair with little beads in them and two boys. One with spikey black hair that stands up and the other with spikey/fluffy white hair. The man more focused on the boy with white hair. The boy had really pale skin, and if the man didn't know any better he would've thought the boy was ill. "Killua" the man said, his voice was smoky and somewhat taut, as he dragged a finger across said boy. "I will find you. No matter wha-" he started but was interrupted. "You done crying over your dead boyfriend yet?" a disembodied voice said. 

The voice was honeyed. A sound close to a growl came from the man as he turned to face the owner of the voice, whom was hanging upside-down from who knows where. "Hey, hey no need to go all feral on me" the voice said sounding somewhat amused. "He is not dead." The man said, his voice sounding a little more  than pissed off. "Ok, ok mister hot shot" the figure giggled. The man groaned. Upon closer inspection the figure appeared to be a girl, no taller than five-feet, with black hair, that was styled into two ponytails, tanned skin, brown eyes that held many, many secrets, freckles sprinkled across her cheeks, ruby red lips to match her red skirt, black crop top hoodie, knee high boots, noose earrings and a SIG p365 in a holster on her hip. And there was something else. She had a spider tattoo and a knife in a holder on her thigh. The spider had 12 legs and the number 9 on it. 

He rolled his eyes turning to put back the photo. "Also" he turned back around. "Get the fuck down from my ceiling." he growled at her. "Okay big guy, no need to get your panties in a twist." She said giggling, she then hoped down from the ceiling and landed perfectly on her feet. He groaned again. "What did you even come here for?" he asked raising an eyebrow at the still giggling girl. As her giggling quieted down she said, "Oh! Right I almost forgot. Boss said not to wear anything formal, since we're only going there to cause chaos, steal money, kill a few rich bitches and leave" She said smiling. 

A vein visibly popped on the man's forehead. "Then why didn't you say that before I finished getting ready you asshole?!" He yelled more annoyed than irritated. "Awe~ Sorry Love~ Well you looked so cute dressing all fancy in a suit and then promising your boyfriend you'll find him~" she said. The man rolled his eyes, went to his closet, picked out an outfit and went to the bathroom to change. 

After he finished changing he came back out to see the girl on his roof....again. "For someone who has arachnophobia, you sure do act like a spider" He said smirking. The girl glared at him. "I know the guy who's still searching for some albino fucker after 7 years isn't talking." She said as she jumped off his roof and landed on the bed. "Oh shut up" He glared back at her. She then looked him up and down.

 "Dang, what's with the all black? You look like your about to rob someone" She said. The man groaned as she burst into fits of laughter at her own joke. He had on a black tank top hoodie, sweat-pants and combat boots with a knife in a holster attached to his hip. His hair was down now reaching to his shoulders. A tattoo, similar to the girl's, was now displayed on his right bicep. A spider with twelve legs but instead of the number nine, there was the number 12. "Alright Sam, you crazy jackass, let's go meet the others." he said walking out the room holding open the for the girl, who we found out is named Sam. 

She nodded and walked out. The man locked the door behind him. They walked in complete silence until they entered a room with ten other people in it. As soon as they walked in everyone turned to them. Sam ran up to a guy with short black hair who was around an inch and a half taller than Sam. "Feitan!" She yelled as she pulled him into a hug. "Took.long.enough" he said. She let go of him. "Yeah sorry, someone was making promises to their long lost boyfriend." Sam said taking short glances at a certain someone.

 "Hey!  told you we're not dating!" He yelled at her. "Pffft-Obviously not. Who would wanna date your ugly ass?" She said now fully turned towards him. "You're just jealous shorty." He said smirking at her. "Sh-SHORTY?!" She was just about to punch him but Feitan held her back. She sighed remembering that all disputes must be settled by a coin toss. "Stupid Chrollo and his stupid rules" she grumbled lowly. 

Her grumble sesh was interrupted by someone clapping their hands. Everyone's attention turned to said person. "Nice, now that everyone's here why don't we get our little show on the road?" The boss also known as Chrollo said. Everyone nodded. "Gon" the man said and turning towards said man. "Yeah boss?" The man-now known as Gon-questioned. "Would you do the honors?" Chrollo asked. Gon smirked and looked at everyone. "Alright everyone! Let's go fuck up some chaos!" He yelled and everyone cheered and dispersed. 

I hope you enjoyed this lil teaser. I swear to satan, that the actual thing is way better

BONUS/BLOOPERS:

"Nice to see that everyone is here." He said. "Yeah yeah, can we just get on with it?!" Sam yelled receiving a tap from Feitan. "Hey! That wasn't fair at all you gremlin!" She yelled at him. "Sam...you're shorter than him" Someone said. "Oh shut up Phinks! You Egyptian looking whore!" She yelled. "What the fuck did you just call me?!" He yelled back at her. "Are you deaf or are you a goldfish like our queen Shizuku-san?" She retorted rolling her eyes but her voice was so sweet and happy when she said Shizuku's name. A vein popped on Phinks' head, "Why you little-" Phinks said but was interrupted by Sam. "Li-LITTLE?!" A vein popped on Sam's forehead. "I'll show you little you tracksuit wearing, tiny dick bastard!" She yelled. "Gon get your dog on a leash we have somewhere to be." Someone said. "Huh?! DOG?! DO I LOOK LIKE A MUTT TO YOU?!" Sam yelled hissing at them. "I say she's more of a cat" Gon said. "Oh shut up bitch" she retorted. "I knew I was a dog but I didn't know I was a girl-" Gon said. "SHUT THE HELL UP!" Sam yelled at him