James the Ghost

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America: Hey, England!

England: What is it, America?

America: Can you help me? I think my house is haunted. And the ghost is following me.

England: America, that's unrealistic, ghosts aren't re-

James the Ghost: *appears in front of England* I HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT LIKE I WOULDN'T FIND OUT!

England: *didn't expect that so he shouted*

America: *screams* HOLD ME IGGY! *jumps into England's arms*

England: *drops him* Fatass...

James the Ghost: I agree. But still... WHY WERE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME! YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT I MIGHT GET MAD!

England: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT GHOSTS EVEN EXISTED!!!

James: Oh, right.

Luna: Good night peeps. I need sleep. And food.
Luna: This was written yesterday.

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