you were walking down to the cell eren was locked in to deliver him a note from hange.
you and eren weren't really close but you knew you could trust him.
but there's one thing you always knew about him.
his breath smelled like absolute shit.
anyways, you arrived to see him sitting up on the bed eating his toenails.
"what the fuck." you say and he stops to look up at you.
"oh i didn't know you were coming this early. i thought I could get a little snack in before lunch."
you smile slightly before going into your pocket and getting out the letter.
"here this is from hange." you say.
"you know what it is?"
"no."
"ok."
you hand him the note and he rips it open.
you stare at him for a couple seconds and realize he's still ugly as shit.
but.. you did find his Titan form pretty attractive.
you knew it was bad but guess what, you're fucking weird and you're into that shit.
at least 7 minutes go by and eren is done reading the letter because he is still on a 1st grade reading level.
"sooo what is it?" you say. "oh she wants to test me for some titan thing."
you feel yourself drench your pants. 'omg I get to see eren's Titan form' you think. soon you're mouth starts foaming a bit but then you see eren eating his toenails again.
"well i guess I'll see you later." you say. eren waves and you head back up to the main building.
-timeskip-
it's been a couple hours since hange has been testing on eren's titan. you got bored and starting day dreaming about eating pork. (sasha kinnie😍😍😍)
"oh farts, i forgot something." hange says. it was only you, her, and 5 other scouts including eren.
"i could get it if you want." you offer. "no it's fine, I'll just head back to town. you can stay with eren though and me and the others can head back. we'll be fast i promise!" she says and with that they're out.
you head over to eren who smells incredibly bad. "this is so boring." he says.
"ok." you say.
"ok." he says.
"ok." you say.
five minutes past and you had started day dreaming more. that's when you started thinking about eren's Titan form. earlier you had to stand away from him because you knew if you would've gotten any closer you wouldn't be able to control yourself.
"hey eren, mind if you show me some things with your titan form?"
"ok sure just let me get finish flossing my teeth (he has a dentist kink, it's canon!).
after eren is done he starts biting himself over and over again. soon enough there's a pool of blood under him. he then takes a final bite and transforms into a titan.
you look at him with lust biting your lip. you notice the blood on the ground and that's when you feel something weird happen. you're father has told you about this but you never thought it could happen. you were a vampire. you head towards the pool of blood and you start sucking it up.
eren looks down at you and bites his lip. he picks you up with his giant hand and pulls you towards his face. he kisses you. the kiss is very passionate. the love of a tian and a vampire.
soon the kiss starts getting heated. you find yourself on a tree with eren eating you out. his tongue piercing sending shivers down your spine. you start moaning uncontrollably and your legs shake. you cum.
you look up at eren unable to take another orgasm.
"oh I'm not done puppy 😈😈😈 we're just getting started 😏😏😏."
5 rounds later of scissoring and eren sitting on your face you find yourself half alive.
eren decides to eat you as your final death wish. he turns into a vampire tian and head towards town. he eats everyone alive and becomes the god of the new world.
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a/n:
it's 3 am.