Obama x Trump - A Forgotten Love

Chapter 1

3rd person POV:

Obama was late for school. It was the afternoon and he was running to catch at least the last period. He couldn't miss Mr.Trump's hour, he loved Trumpie.
Nothing romantic though, he knew that he would never have a chance with Trump man if his wife was still there.
He put his anime toast in his mouth and ran over the school fence like the gangster he is. Obama fixed his beard and then mustered the courage to enter class.

On the other side, Mr. Trump was furious because Obama wasn’t there yet and the new kid arrived; Joe Biden. When Obama entered class, he saw Joe, he was mesmerised. He had never seen such beauty before. When they made eye contact, Obama started blushing. Joe turned and sat in his seat. Mr. Trump was even more jealous because of their interaction. ”How could he steal my Obama!! Ill make him pay!!,”- thought mr. Trump. He furiously silenced everybody as class begun.

*****

The last bell was approaching and everyone was excited to spend time out of school.
Obama hadn't made any new friends since the start of the semester because of his unhealthy obsession with maid skirts.. Everyone thought it was weird, but this one, Joe, he loved Obama's interests. He could listen to Obama for hours.

When the bell had finally rung, Joe grabbed Obama by the arm and asked, "Can we be friends?"
Obama blushed.
Joe Biden was asking to be his friend?!??!
The super hot, bad boy,soccer captain, ladies man?!?!
Joe was getting impatient, but he loved seeing Obama blush.
Obama nodded. This day was so blissful for Obama.
..Although somewhere in the shadows Mr. Trump was biting on his lollipop whilst irritated from what had bloomed between Joe and Obama.
That was his Obama!

As everyone started to leave, Joe was walking out of the school with Obama, when suddenly, an angry group of politicians *cough* *cough* i mean boys approached Obama and Joe. “Hey you, in the skirt, why dont you come here for a second” said one of the boys. Joes hold around Obamas hand tightened while Obama was confused. He slowly made his way towards the boy and Joe's hand slipped from his. As Obama finally got to the boy, he SHOVED Obama to the ground and him and his peers started laughing. “Why do you hang out with him, huh Joe? Come hang out with the cool, soccer, buff guys right there” said the boy. Joe furiously stomped over to Obama, made sure he was alright, and  punched one of the boys “You will never be as good as MY Obama” said Joe as he took hold of Obamas hand and walked away.

Little did they know that the boys weren’t the only ones who were going to get in between their relationship, as an even angrier Mr. Trump was watching from the teachers lounge.

*****

Trump was irritated to the bone. He had to do something about Joe, this couldn't continue any longer.
So what did he decide to do?
Search Yahoo answers of course. That was where he got all the answers.

Gently as the wind that swiftly entered the teacher's lounge he touched the keyboard keys.
How he loved the quiet lounge when no one was around.
It was after school hours and only a few people could still be seen.

Yahoo answers: "How to get rid of a guy targeting your fav student?"
As he patiently waited, answers were flowing in. Who wouldn't like to answer handsome Mr.Trump's question?
Surprisingly, most of the answers weren't violent, such as:

DuolingoSimp: kidnap ur fav student
RicardoMilosGay: lol just punch the guy
The_NicePole: buy them ice cream !

Trump deleted the last one, it was out of fashion.
Now he knew what he had to do. A smile crept on the sides of his mouth.
He would lure them with ice cream,punch Joe and kidnap Obama.