"yo calm down "-

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"bennethhhhhh Wake UP.WAKE your lazy ass up you are gonna be late on THE FIRST DAY "-.

Ah.The limited edition chanel purse.

"BENNNETH I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU AREN'T UP BY THE TIME I CONE INTO YOUR ROOOOM-"

I hear that shrill sound coming at me with an estimated velocity of 340m/s and I JOLT right upon my bed to prevent further ruckus.

"Oh you are up?"-my mother says as she looks at me with doting eyes.

"Well yea mom you were singing like a nightingale so couldn't bear it anymore"-I say after looking at the time on my phone.

"Benneth you know I don't want you to be late baby so please get ready and go down as fast as possible okay"-

"Ayye ayye captain on the way"-I say jokingly as I get into the shower as she smiles at me.

I take a shower for what seemed like an eternity and then try to get ready as soon as possible since I had like 17 minutes remaining.

I put on a simple satin blouse ,a skirt which covered my bum and also sported minimal makeup which had been a trend for the past few months.

Well done.You look ...um okay.

And then comes the hair the most tiring part of the day.

Okay a round ,another round and there...ah fuck my rubberband broke.

Okay fine a ponytail.I can't do any fancy hairstyles without being my hair eating all the rubberband like a pregnant lady so a ponytail it is.

I finish tying my hair and look at the mirror one last time before I run downstairs to get some pancakes.

"Bloody fucking hell what is this some kind of fucking joke?"-I gasp as I see another red inflamed zit on my face.

In the fit of the rage,I didn't even realise that I stabbed my toe on that damn chair which was prickly af.

"Fuck it is not like nobody wants to look at me anyway"-I whisper to myself and clam my jitty nerves which were all over my place.

"Nah not now on Elizabeth"-I swerve as my cat tries to play with the hanging woollen threads of my cardigan which I just kept on the bed .

"meowww"-.

"Yo can you calm down.I need ice so stop being a pussy and don't tug at my threads.This fit is already disgusting so don't make me have an emotional breakdown now.Okay?"-I say as I coo in her ear.

"Meow"-

"Well okay Elizabeth see you later !!!"-I say and run downstairs.

To get my fricking pancakes.

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