An Unlikely Friendship | Technodream fanfiction simps assemble | COMPLETE

Chapter 13 - The Pig's Escape

!Mild Cussing!

!Mentions of blood!

Also in this story someone looses a limb and you cannot grow back limbs!! Like you cant- please dont try-

Enjoy! :D

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[Dream's P.O.V]

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Techno scoffed, clearly not buying what Bad just said. "Really? He's a god, now? I dont believe it." He said. I looked at him. We were still that same height, but he radiated more power than me, but I still tried to explain that Foolish wasn't just...well, Foolish. 

"He can shapeshift into anything. And I mean anything.. he can also channel lightning, so I wouldnt mock him, Techno.." I said. His eyes widened, then Hannah apparently got bored. She shot a dart at his forehead, but he caught it, not even looking. "You're messing with the wrong person." He said flatly, turning to look at her. Then he pulled out a wither skull from his pocket, his hands turning black from the wither effect.

"It's wither time."

Hannah's eyes widened, then she stumbled back, then yelped as she got pulled back into the woods. I caught a speck of creeper color, and I knew who it was. "Dream, you still have the poison, correct?" Techno glared at me. "Heh, why wouldnt I bring it?" I replied. I tossed the packet of death to him, and that moment, Bad chose to attack.

He lunged at Techno, who side-stepped and place soul sand, 4 pieces of it. Then he placed 3 wither skulls on top like a crown. Bad grabbed Puffy's sword, who was behind me, then sliced off Techno's hand, then...oh, God...then his arm. 

"TOMMY, TUBBO, RANBOO, DRISTA, GET MICHAEL BACK TO THE CARRIAGE!" I screamed. They didn't hesitate. They ran. But it was to late for the rest of us still surrounding the Blade. Techno started giggling, then laughing like a lunatic. "NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" He yelled.

 Then he grabbed Puffy's sword from Bad's hand and sliced his other wrist clean off. Bad decided to pass out, but then the wither was like, Oh, I'm alive. I should die, now. And, yes, he suddenly just died, dropping a Nether Star. Punz and Ponk were star-strucked - no pUnZ intended, aHaH - and Ponk grabbed a figure out of the woods and tossed it to us, then dragged Bad away.

"Foolish! Are you okay?!.." I said, panicked. Foolish squirmed, but nodded yes. He turned into a rat, got out of the ropes he was tangled in, and shifted back into human. "That was hell. I hate eggs, now." He mumbled. Techno was on his knees, breathing heavily. He had the Nether star in his left hand, the one un-schated, then turned to us, his eyes darting around everywhere. 

"You're safer without me, leave me here. I'll be fine, just go! The Eggpire is worse than my condition..just, leave, please.." he pleaded. Foolish's emerald-green eyes trickled a red substance. It wasn't blood, but..something else. Then it stopped, and he dragged me away from my boyfriend.

Puffy kept saying comforting things, trying to help my attitude at the moment. I kept yelling at them to let me go, and I turned my attention to Techno, who was facing me on his knees still. I yelled to him,

"I'll come back for you!"

"I....promise¹."

(Ahahaaa no cliffhanger you're very welcome. :])

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One week later

[Techno's P.O.V]

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I found a brown cloak and put it on after Puffy helped drag Dream along home, then started my journey. Since I brought a totem of undying, the blood spilling form my lost limb didn't really effect me, but it annoyed me, and eventually I grew a new limb. 

The voices kept saying dumb things like, 

A wither?! 

Wow, his boyfriend just ditched him!

Is the Egg edible?

And it annoyed him so much that he decided to start muttering responses like, "The Egg probably isn't nutritional," "No, I ditched him," and, "Yes, a wither!" He was really annoyed with them until he bumped into someone with pink hair.

"AAAHHH!-" The other pinklette screamed. She landed on he bottom, seeming fine, but her head bonked on the cobblestone path. I landed on my bottom aswell, but got up immediatley. "So sorry, are you okay-... Nihachu?" I said. "Techno? Wh-what are you doing here?! Rumors said you died!" Niki seemed a little dazed, but she managed to sit herself up.

"Hah..uh, just pretend you never saw me, okay?" I said. "Fine, but Minx will eventually bribe me and I'll have to tell her. I'll try not to say.." she got cut off pretty quickly by the sight of smoke coming from the bag she was carrying. "DAMNIT! THE TNT IS GONNA EXPLODE!" She got up and ran about 5 feet away, dragging me, before it exploded.

"Why do you need TNT anyways, Niki?" I asked plainly. "Because your brother, Tommy," she spat the word like you might say Hitler. Honestly, though, who liked and or likes that guy? Anyways, Niki sighed. "Tommy..he's terrorized everyone and everything in the past, and I want to assassinate him for it."

"You might not agree, but-" "No, I agree. He's a nusciance. Ahem, ah, anyways..have you seen an icy plains anywhere?" I said, wanting to change the subject. "Oh, do I know where an icy plains is? Of course I do! Just go a little south-west, and you'll be there! Bye, and good luck!" She said. I nodded and walked towards my new home. The Antarctic Empire.

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One year later, after the final reckoning of L'manburg

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After a year, Phil joined me here, the L'Topia kingdom in shambles, Eret now the king slash queen slash ruler. Ranboo also joined us since the circumstances over with the SMP land was a little...hectic. 

Phil told me that my boyfriend-that-I-haven't-broke-up-with-yet was in prison. I believed it and overlooked it, and Michael came to visit his dad from time to time, courtesy of Tubbo, and I was bringing him to school to become a piglin brute like me. 

Anyways, present time: I walked onto the board walk over the little pond connecting me and Phil's house, and looked around. It was to cold to go anywhere, and a snow storm was in the distance. I went inside and sat on the couch I installed by my enchanting area and started dozing off.

Just then, Phil woke me up after a microsecond of sleep, and told me someone knocked on the door and he was hooded. Phil didn't recognize him because he had scar-tissued arms, and Phil was getting to old to fight. I groaned quietly and climbed down the ladder, grabbing the Orphan Obliterater, and opened the door.

I couldn't process what happened next, because the figure barged in and hugged me.

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End of Chapter :]

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Cliffhanger but y'all probably know who his is aha. Also, yes, I'm early and I got 8 hours of sleep. I really wanted to get the chapter out so I could have the rest of the day to myself lol- also ignore the grammar mistakes is there are any-

Remember to eat and drink or you'll probably die from dehydration in 3 or 2 days time- not kidding- keep smiling! :D I'm always here for you!! ^^

Have a great night/day/evening/morning!! ~Factor aka author

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Damnit this is an edit: 1222 words pog-