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Part 7 - The Enderman and The Kingdom

Hi, so sorry I havent been updating!!

<piss baby p.o.v>

Yes, I'm a simp.

Yes, heatwaves is in this part.

Enjoy!

[Being sick fucking sucks..] MILD CUSS WARNING-

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Had I dreamed it? Hah, no, I hadn't me'd it. How'd I wake up? Well, when Techno left, Foolish came down in his (insert how old he is) form here. Being practically immortal, he could do that (my au is on crack lmfao). When I was splashed with water, my eyes shot open. "What the hell-?!" I yelped. Foolish loomed over me with his totem mask on. His emerald eyes flashed at me. "Mornin', Mom should be back from the wheat fields soon. We're gonna go visit the royal family."

"WHAT?!" I yelled. I was not prepared for that. Were they going to execute us? In prison us? Heck, maybe even exile us to the Nether?! Wilbur knocked on the door, but considering he was a prince, he was pretty laid back. "Dream, I have a song you'd love!" He said excitedly. I narrowed my eyes. Wilbur strummed his guitar, then sang, "All I think about is you~, Heatwaves in the middle of June~.." I clapped politely. I was still on the floor. Drista came back in, followed by Tubbo. "Tommy is a BITCH-" Tubbo started, then stopped. "Oh. Hi, Prince Wilby." Drista tried to not crack up. Foolish turned back into his 10-year-old form and headed upstairs. "I prefer Wilbur. Just Wilbur. And, yes, Tommy is a bitch. Thank you for agreeing." He winked at me. "Techno might agree, too," he mocked. I stared at him blankly, mouth hanging open. I went upstairs and got ready to journey.

I got my packet of poison, just in case, and changed into a dark purple turtleneck and a green hoodie over it with black jeans. Foolish dropped a smoke bomb in the doorway and muttered "Looks ugly," then walked out of my room. I hummed Heatwaves again, and sneezed. "Nervous sneezes?" Mama Puffy (pussy) was standing in the doorway. "I..yeah, thanks for asking.." I grumbled. "We're leaving in 6 minutes, hurry up." She said. 

The smoke bomb exploded when we got in the wagon. It broke the windows. Puffy snarled, "Foolish, dont make smoke bombs! We've been over this!" While she was scolding our brother, Drista, Tubbo and me were saying bye to Wilbur as he was leaving. (Gen Z Drista :]) Drista popped a stick of gum in her mouth and muttered cuss words. Tubbo shook he head disapprovingly, his ram horns almost impaling me. You see, we adoted Tubbo from Schlatt, who had a drinking problem and couldn't afford to keep a child. Anyways, Puffy lashes the reins and off we went to the castle.

Once we got to the castle, we were directed into the throne room. King Philza was on his throne, Tommy on his right and the twins, Techno and Wilbur, on his left. "Welcome!" Phil's voiced boomed on all directions. "You've made it!" We all bowed, except for Foolish, who was waddling around aimlessly. He was sleep deprived, making tiny Egyptian structures from dirt, stone, mud, etc. Nobody realized my packet aside from Techno, who had a strange gleam in his eyes. Suddenly, thunder shook the room and rain poured down. An enderman teleported in. He dropped a zombie piglin. A baby zombie piglin. Phil's adopted son, Ranboo who was behind a pillar, ran to the piglin. "I'll name him..Michael." Tubbo arched his eyebrows. "Anyways," King Phil said, "Let's get on with the necessities."

<time skip an hour later, they were sent to the guestrooms but there wasnt enough so dre and techno share a room til further notice. (Lenny face)>

Typical. Not enough guest rooms. Techno ran to his room, threw down his cape, and started throwing a tantrum in the bathroom. He had a queen bed with red silk sheets, a walk-in closet, a blue rug with crowns on it, and a bathroom. The wallpaper was plain white, and he had skylights and a balcony. I looked into the bed frame and saw tiny scratch marks. I ran to the doorway where I'd been standing when I heard Techno stop crying and saw the doorknob turning. Techno came out, his eyes blank, one eye red and the other black. He closed the door and muttered a song another aspect of Wilbur, Ghostbur, loved. It was called 'Blitz'.  He stopped pacing after 16 minutes and said, "Make yourself at home. I'll sleep on the couch." I hadn't realized it, but by the bathroom was a television. "No," I insisted, "I'm sleeping on the couch." I said confidently. "Alright, then we can both sleep on the couch." Techno summed up.

He turned on the stereo slash radio and muttered with relief, "My favorite song." It was 'The Syndicate' by a talented person in the kingdom, and they went by Devirakat (did I spell their name wrong-?).  I noticed he had posters of potatoes around his room. I stayed silent, which is unlike me. Techno fumbled with a lodestone. "Where's the compass to it?" I wondered aloud. Techno chuckled. "Well, it's in a chest somewhere in this room..somewhere.." he sighed. "Somewhere? Well, then, let's look for it. Or are you afraid I'll find your crown pajamas?" I wheezed.

The knight, Karl, danced down the hall singing 'Turn back time' by Devirakat. "Turn back time, OH OH~ GONNA HIT REWIND AND THAT ALL THESE MEMORIES, DISCOVERIES THEY STAY WITH ME~ TURN BACK TIME-" his voice echoed down the halls. Randomness. I heard another loud boom outside, and a screeching enderman. Techno turned to look at me. "It's 7:08. You wanna go get ready to sleep?" He said. He didnt say 'for bed'. Thatd be too weird. I was about to answer, then nodded and went to the bathroom.

Haha- grammar mistakes. :] I'm sick. Eating fries. yay. Hang with me on twitch kiki_koa1a. :] please- I'm desperate- 967words- pog- have a good night evening morning afternoon etc. :)