George is the new siri

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So George heard that they wanted to replace the Siri voice and of course George wanted to be the new Siri (he only did it because there was a payment) and uh...It doesn't go well...

George:I'm the new Siri

Jane: *Gasp* Shut up!

Eliza:Buy my makeup!

Craig:George, that's great!

Jp:Calm down, Craigford

Eliza:How did this even happen?

George:I asked and they said yes even though I'm 11, but it's just a demo I want you guys to test it.

Time Skip

Craig:Hey George tell me a funny joke!

George(Through the phone):Life of Craig Williams

Craig: *Pissed*

Jason:Hey George, play Melanie Martinez

George(Through the phone):Playing Set It Off

Jason:NO-

Secret Kid: *Trying not to laugh*

Gordy:Hey George, what's the score on the game?

George(Through the phone):Ew, I hate sports

Keef:...

Kit:Hey George find me the nearest Duck-Mart

George(Through the phone):Oh my god no! Just google it!

Jp:Hey George, what's the weather like?

George(Through the phone):I don't know, look out the window

Jane:Hey George, are you able to schedule stuff?

George(Through the phone):Yeah

Jane:Okay schedule the ball for-

George(Through the phone):No

Jane: *Trying not to slap him*

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