Dungeons and Mermen

Oceans blue

Roses are red,
oceans are blue,
I never thought
I'd love you like I do...

Water laps at my feet. Cold. My body sinking like a stone (I wish I hadn't ate those spring roles.) I find myself wishing a handsome prince would save me. I am locked up by an evil man called Matthew. little did I know that my prince was soon to come in a form of a fish.
something flips at my toes, and i see a small, cute octopus. It looks at me and turns into a cod! Were my spring roles poisoned? or are my eyes deceiving me? A magical kingdom underneath my feet?
"Aye, me name's dave," says a highish pitched voice.
"Dave, what a beautiful name!" but the sea water is all over me and i cant speak. I saw a glimpse of Dave's rugged teeth, sharp and decayed from his diet of raw fish, He uses those said teeth to saw through my chains, I AM FREE!
I muster up the courage to thank this hunky octopus/cod/man, but he is nowhere to be seen!
However the water is still gobbiling me up and i know the door is locked as i saw Matthew eat the key!
"DAVE!" I scream, "SAVE ME DAVE!"
SUddenly a hoody wearing figure appers before me, busting down the door to find Matthews worker Simon! Dave's mezmerising eyes blinded me that i forgot to notice his tail and scales in fact he couldnt walk but instead shuffled around like a walrus.
Simon notices the door ha been knocked donw on his head and he becomes ded. I cheer, running round Matthew's castle exctatically, I am free from the watery grave prison he trapped me in with the water. Yet once again my mysterious hero has vanished! But like a slug i notice a trail of slime heading towards.... The Swimming pool/gym!
upon entering the gym i see two sexy men. and a beautiful merman called dave, with shining wrinkly eyes. I run to dave and we sit next to each other on the bike machines. For the first time i notice his slimy scales.
"Can i touch them?" He nods. I slowly trace my fingers to the waist of his body to the tip of his tail and only once did he twitch. I wornder how he is alive without water, and pat his soft hairy head. "I love you." I whisper, kisiing his eyes. Dave giggled his manly giggle and he collapsed on the floor like a baby seal, clapping his hands with delight.
I jump on him, tickling his tail. Our saliavia meet as we kiss, a hundred spring roles couldnt beat this! My first kiss :), at the young age of 32. I feel complete on the gym floor. An instructor laughs as he peeks through the treadmills and watches us 'cuddle.'

next week
i am pregnant