DHMU || J.KIRSTEIN

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟒

'why should i want to meet you?'

634-***-****
hello boy!!

scarymanwhohasmynumber
wtf

634-***-****
good day male specimen!!

scarymanwhohasmynumber
hello girl??

634-***-****
my ring finger lookin
kinda empty jean

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scarymanwhohasmynumber
what was that abt?

634-***-****
a meme i meant to send
to sasha

scarymanwhohasmynumber
can i see??

634-***-****
no <3

scarymanwhohasmynumber
why not

634-***-****
you wouldnt like it

scarymanwhohasmynumber
just show

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scarymanwhohasmynumber
damn bro you good??

634-***-****
no i got a 44 / 50 on my english
essay - which is like an 80..
...
i have a d- in that class already
this is gonna kill my grade which
is gonna make my parents kill
me

scarymanwhohasmynumber
go stay with armin or whatev
you two are dating arent you?

634-***-****
its rly just a joke were both
single

scarymanwhohasmynumber
oh

634-***-****
BESIDES
i like someone else!!

scarymanwhohasmynumber
you do?

634-***-****
yeah!

scarymanwhohasmynumber
describe this man, ill help
set u 2 up

634-***-****
who said its a man

scarymanwhohasmynumber
me, i did

634-***-****
scary man homiephobie?

scarymanwhohasmynumber
no
i support the LGBTQIA+ community
but if you were a lesbian, why would
you be talking to me like this?

634-***-****
i mean, yeah ur right -
but have you seen women????

scarymanwhohasmynumber
yes

634-***-****
HAVE YOU SEEN MEN??

scarymanwhohasmynumber
not in the way ur suggesting

634-***-****
ok

scarymanwhohasmynumber
so ur bi/pan?

634-***-****
unlabeled

scarymanwhohasmynumber
but if a guy had a crush on you
would you consider dating him?

634-***-****
if i got to know him first,
maybe
ANYWAYS.. YOU WANA HELP
ME W/ MY CRUSH??

scarymanwhohasmynumber
sure

634-***-****
ok so hes like, average height
good sense of humor
kind of annoying
his friends all bully him
but hes kinda cute

scarymanwhohasmynumber
oh?
what abt classes, like where do
u 2 interact

634-***-****
dms/pms and texts
we dont have classes together
and im too nervous to approach
him at lunch

scarymanwhohasmynumber
just approach him
maybe armin will go w/ u

634-***-****
ur getting lazier with your texting-
why??

scarymanwhohasmynumber
cuz, idc abt u likin some guy

634-***-****
IS MYSTERY MAN JEALOUS?

scarymanwhohasmynumber
no.

634-***-****
dude ik who you are at this point
so seeing you jealous is 100%
better cause its not some stranger

scarymanwhohasmynumber
YOU KNOW WHO I AM??

634-***-****
armin accidentally told me
he was like "i didnt know you
and jean were friends!"
i had 0 clue who jean was then
it registered that it was you

horsey boy jean
damn...
i know your name but not
who you are really

634-***-****
uhh, guess!
im usually hanging out w/
hitch + annie, and armin too

horsey boy jean
isn't hitch from MP high?

634-***-****
yes, and if u payed attention
the first time we talked i told
you im a transfer kid from
there

horsey boy jean
right, right
ok so you're a girl so you're not
marlo, and reiner keeps asking you
out so you know him - went to school?

634-***-****
no met him at a party </3

horsey boy jean
ok so the transfers -
theres a red head, a brunette,
a blonde, and a (y/h/c)

634-***-****
you're getting somewhere

horsey boy jean
wait- why should i want to meet you?

634-***-****
cause i can make all ur dreams
come true!