Swimsuit And Sunflowering

Thug life.

Yesterday was amazing.I woke up laying next to millions of pubes.I can't believe the sunflowering was that rough!I remember Derek laying next to bed with me but i can't seem to find him now.

"DEREEEEEEK!?!?" I started yelling his name. "WHERE YOU AT BOI!?"

I heard a moan coming from my bed. Wait a second. DEREK IS DROWNING IN MY PUBES. I slowly sucked the pubes out of my bed, and pushing them away with my feet at the same time. I could finally see his face, gasping for air.

"Thank you so much." he almost started tearing up.

"No problem boi lol." i helped him get up. He had the smell of my genital.Nice.

"Anyways did you like the gift I got for you?" he questioned me.

"What gift?" I don't remember him giving me any gift tf.

"Oh sorry here it is." he took a CD out of his ass and he handed it to me.

It was full of shit so I had to lick it off. Then, I looked closely and it said "willy" but the other words were scratched out so I couldn't really see the full name, truth. I placed the CD on my lap top player! Then a video of Jai showed up. I was really concerned because he was so famous and I'm basic. I skipped half of the parts because they were having a staring contest and it was really boring. Suddenly, Jai started sunflowering thousands of people at the same time! He's secretly an octopus! The truth has been spoken once again. I've been sunflowered by octopus too,goals. I wasn't really pleased of the video I watched since I experienced it once.

"I wanted to gift you the same."i started sobbing, feeling like a rude ass hoe.

"I would rather sunflower that d instead of looking at it on a playback!"Derek winked at me.

He makes me feel so good + my fine cock. Suddenly he shoved his hand back into his ass and jiggled it around a little then pulled out his phone.

"I know that Jai guy!" He smiled widely showing off the shit stains on his teeth from last night. I shat in his mouth! (: yoloswaglilwaynefarrelTAHHAHAHAWEEZY

"you.. you do?!" I gasped. I can't let him know that jai fisted my dick. derek was a jealous type and doesnt want me to be fisted by anyone else but him crusty hands! It's weird because his fingers are actually toes, something went wrong when he was in a tests tube. [he is a test tube bby :)]

"Yeh I invited him around for a private lesson if you know what I mean" Derek giggled. he was really into role play and liked to role play wizard of oz allot but Dorothy and the tin man fuck. I'm always Dorothy and Derek puts a tin over his dick to make the 'tinman' feel come to life... I really like it though. that tin I still filled with dried up cum until this day.

Everytime we recreate a scene like that I feel really special because we are actually playing by my rules! I was enjoying a quality time with Derek until we heard a bang coming from the opposite room.

We rushed to see what happened,but Derek was still inside me because he used super glue to his dick. We saw Jai with sperm and pubes on his face!!

"what the hell?!?how did u get here?!?"I yelled at jai.

"i followed the trail of pubes you left and that's how I got here."he made a peace sign and he shoved both of his fingers in his belly button while rubbing my leftover sperm all over his face.

"wait,are you cheating on me?"derek had a really angry look on his face,judging by his extra large nostrils (everytime he's angry his nostrils grow bigger lol lil nigga bryan trynna act like family Grier mhmmmm)

I couldn't help but stick my sunflowered dick in Dereks nostrils.he started moaning really loud which turned me on.

"Tf?!!" Jai went upon us and suddenly he started licking my ear. "Im out peace yall homies kanye west up in this bitch call me on 070696389richpedodad kbyeee slurp these boogers."and he jumped out of the window.he forgot to pick up the balls from his floor so I decided to grab them and stick them up Dereks right nostril.

"They smell like chicken corn expired sauce."derek complimented the smell.

I felt really emotional because I was cheating on Derek.that's why I worked 3minutes on my new song for him lol. I took every body part out of his nose and I grabbed my dick with guitar stings.

"I love you hoe squad biTch pussy ass" *strims guitar* "I ain't gonna never stop giving you aids hoe squad biTch pussy ass." *strims guitar trice for the riceee lolz*

He started crying, so did I. It was a really sadistic moment but you know what they say, always go emotional for the d!! sike bitch no one even said that its my acunta's cat fetus looking ass hoe quote. After my phone was done charging, I unlocked it. I just realized that I have 69 missed calls from unknown numbers!!! Who it can be!?!?

-By Virginia and Mildrew