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A/N: This kinda sucks!!

You and your friend (or significant other 😏) Cassandra, were hanging out. You were sitting comfortably on your desk, drawing or whatever, and Cass was on your bed playing her music on some speakers - and by playing, I mean blasting. It was so loud even the ground was shaking. However, you were used to the loudness so it didn't hurt your ears and you could focus on whatever you were doing. Plus, the music was fire.

You heard people chatting and laughing outside your window, at first you payed no mind to it until-

-obnoxious shattering noises-

oh no! you jumped in surprise and looked to your.. now broken window.. f for the window....

"What the fuck?!" You shouted. Cassandra had also noticed and immediately stopped the music and stood up. "Hey, who did that?!" Cassandra shouted as she looked out the shattered window. You also looked and saw three familiar figures running and laughing the opposite direction of the house, actual fucking idiots. You saw the huge rock on the ground and grabbed it, shoving it in your pocket.

"GET THEM" Cass yelled. She grabbed you by the arm and ran faster than scooby doo right out the door.

Even though it was dark, you could still see their figures illuminated by the streetlights. They were pretty far away but Cassandra seemed determined to catch them.
"Once I get my hands on them, i'm gonna blast their asses!" She claimed, she didn't seem worn out by the running, unlike you, who was panting and breathing heavily.

"Yeah, we're gonna - pant - we're gonna get em!" You encouraged. You both increased your speed, Cassandra still pulling you by your arm. One of them looked back at you two and nudged the other two, and another one flipped you off. Cassandra gritted her teeth in anger.

"STOP RUNNING, PUSSIES!" You yelled out. You got the rock in your pocket from earlier and threw it at the person who had flipped you off, they tripped and fell haha. The other two didn't seem to notice- or care, so they kept running like the bitch ass cunts they are. You caught up to the person who had fallen and inspected them.

"Looks like they've passed out." You said.

"Well hopefully for them they don't wake up, I'm gonna beat them to shreds." Cassandra growled. (lmao furry)

"I mean... I don't think we need to kill them.. wait-" You then realized who it was.

"Ross? What the fuck, are you okay?" You gently kicked him around to see if he was conscious, but he was obviously fucking dead.

"Who the fuck is "Ross"? You know this guy?" Cass questioned.

"He's just some idiot who goes to our school." You said. "I hope he's dead-" You heard him groan in pain and looked down at him.

"Hey Ross-" You tried speaking to him, but he shrieked in pain, Cassandra had stomped on him with her heavy ass Demonias (they're cool ass shoes, look em up rn).

"YO, WHY?" You panicked and looked at Cassandra who was still stomping on him.

"Because it's what he gets."

"AHHHH, STOP IT JSMS,AMAIAKAIJSJSJSJS COUGH OUWWWWCHH MAMAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHNOOOOO PSPSPPAPSSPPPSP." Ross yelled loudly in pain.

"Shut up."

"Dude! We're gonna get arrested, stop!" You pushed the red haired girl off of Ross. He just lay there in pain, then he spoke up.

"You guys are crazy ass bitches! First of all, why would you throw a fucking rock at my head, and second, why would you stomp on me like a fucking bull!?" Ross tried getting up. Cassandra growled in fury but you held her back. "Why did YOU, or you and your wannabe gang throw a mother fucking rock at my window, asshat?!"

"It wasn't my idea! It was all Roy! grrrr"

"Roy? Tell us where he lives." Cassandra demanded. And of course, Ross ratted Roy out.

Roy had gone home, he was chilling on his porch, he thought he was safe in his own home but..

"There he is!" Someone shouted, it was Cassandra.

"Shit!" Roy tried running away but you guys caught him in time."

"You sneaky little bitch!" You pushed him.

You spent the rest of the night beating ass. The end.

A/N: I wrote this like in fucking 5 minutes, you bet im making more hahah