New waifu.
Yes the title is "Return Of The Dick Wizard.. With a V E N G A N C E"
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Y/n: "Pfftt!!! Hahahaha!!!"
Issei: "Having fun?"
Y/n: "Lots of it!!!"
Issei: "I'm glad you're finding amusement in my torment. Can you turn me into a dude now?!"
I tap my staff on the ground as Issei reverts back to having a dick again.
Y/n: "Oops, looks like I did something wrong"
Issei: "What?"
I point behind him as he sees the wall has a penis as well.
Issei: "WHY IS THERE A GLORYHOLE HERE?!"
Y/n: "I may have over done things?"
Issei: "Can you get rid of it?"
Y/n: "Obviously"
Issei: "Well do it"
Y/n: "No"
I cross my arms like a child and pout.
Issei: "Why not?!"
Y/n: "I can put dicks wherever I want"
Issei: "Stop acting like a child and make the wall a wall again!!"
Sona: "Y/n, get rid of the male organ of my wall"
Y/n: "Yes dear~"
I quickly tap my staff on the ground once more as everything goes back to normal.
Sona: "*sighs*"
Y/n: "She didn't deny it~ Now that all of us are here, let's get serious and back to business"
Rias: "We were all serious"
Tsubaki: "You were the only one not serious"
Y/n: "I SAID LET'S GET BACK TO BUSINESS!!"
Sona: "Right? Anyways, it appears that we have a problem with club meetings. Why is that Rias?"
Rias: "Because Y/n continues to come to my club and makes a ruckus all the time while being a distraction"
Sona: "How so?"
Y/n: "Yea, how exactly am I being a distraction?"
Issei: "For starters, YOU STOLE MY CAT GIRL YOU BASTARD!!!"
He points at me with authority. Koneko was sitting on my lap with a chocolate in one hand while the other one was looking at a small book.
Y/n: "I did no such thing~ *whistling*"
Issei: "Who gave her all the chocolate and books for her to read?"
Y/n: ".... I plead the 5th. As a matter of fact, I know my rights. WHERE THE HELL IS MY LAWYER?!"
Issei: "You are your lawyer"
Y/n: "I have not been read my rights"
Issei: "Stop it Karen, you don't need your rights read since you already know them!! You aren't even human!!"
Y/n: "That's racist!!!"
Issei: "How?!"
Sona: "Can the two of you be quiet?"
Y/n: "Yes ma'am~"
I sit quietly with a smile on my face.
Rias: "Issei, please be silent for a bit"
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Son Of The Magus Of Flowers DxD (Son Of Merlin X Sona)
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