Son Of The Magus Of Flowers DxD (Son Of Merlin X Sona)

Chapter 13: I'M DROWNING!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time.. it's the return of the Dick Wizard.

Ps-
Look at the happy family.
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Y/n: "*blurgh*"

I was looking straight at Auntie Morgan checking out Raynare while everyone else was trying to process what had happened. Meanwhile, Father was being berated by Mia as he offered her food which she rejected saying she didn't like it.

Merlin: "Please say you like daddy Mia?"

Mia: "No"

Merlin: "*Dies inside*"

Y/n: "*choking on more water* BLAHAHA!!"

As for me, I was in the middle of drowning as Issei held my face under a fish tank.

Raynare: "Wait, you're going to kill my friend!!"

She rushed past everyone and was looking at me.

Y/n: "Hello. How are you. I am unda de watar. Please help your *non understood word* is *another non understood word* Uuuu"

Issei: "DON'T CHANGE YOUR ACCENT AND JUST DIE BASTARD!!!"

Y/n: "Why?!"

Rias: "How are you talking underwater?"

Merlin: "He can't drown"

Y/n: "I am OP and a main character BUHUHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

Merlin: "You're a caster not a damn GOLDEN ARCHER!!!"

Y/n: "I reign supreme in this story you feeble old man"

Merlin: "*exaggerated gasp* He's too POWERFUL!!! He's aware of whom he is and what's his specialty"

Y/n: "Of course!! Did you forget? THE MAIN CHARACTER ALWAYS SURVIVES DUE TO PLOT ARMOR!!!"

Issei: "Did YOU forget?"

Y/n: "You ain't the main MC in this universe champ, maybe next time"

Issei: "Akame Ga Kill.."

My grin turned to sheer terror upon hearing the forbidden name.

Y/n: "NANI?!"

Issei: "YOU SHALL DIE!!!"

Y/n: "NOOOO!!! I am going to die-!!!"

The body turns to flowers as I stand behind him.

Y/n: "NOT!!! I was behind you the whole time~"

I put my arms around his waist and supplex him through a table.

Merlin: "That's my boy.. and who's daddy's special little gir-?"

Mia: "No"

Merlin: "*Grand Caster dying noises*"

I lift myself up from the plants of woods to say the magical lines.

Y/n: "Gurand castah Ga SHINDA!!!"

Issei: "DIE!!"

I am immediately tackled from behind by the Red Dragon Emperor in his fit of rage.

Merlin: "My daughter.. why must you forsake me?"

Mia looked away to Merlin's pain.

Merlin: "Raising children is a tough life.."

Y/n: "It appears I must defend myself"

I unsheath Excalibur and pull it out.

Issei: "The fuck is that?!"

Y/n: "EXU.. CALIBAAAAA!!!!"