When a man's knowledge is not in order,
the more of it he has the greater will be his confusion.
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Modesty Harris
Charlotte, NC
"Hey y'all. I'm back with a hugely requested video. Today Imma be trying these nasty sounding Tik Tok food combinations" I said into the camera.
"I have a special guest, my girlfriend" I smirked at Zi.
She waved to the camera.
"Now before y'all jump me through the camera, I'll explain why I disappeared and all that on live so don't worry" I said.
"Anyways let's get into it" I said looking at Zi.
30 minutes later...
"I regret doing that video so much" I whined while laying on Zi's lap.
"It wasn't that bad. You're just picky" She laughed.
"Tomatoes and chocolate???" I sat up and stared like she was crazy.
"Besides that one," She replied.
"Peanut butter and hotdogs?" I asked.
"Hell no" I burst out laughing.
"Exactly. These people need to go to jail for saying these were good" I shook my head.
"Honestly," She replied.
I started editing the video so it could be posted on time.
Zi massaged my shoulders causing me to groan.
"Why are you so tense bae? Is it work?" I could hear the concern in her voice.
"Calm down, stinky. I'm fine" I said laughing.
"Mhm" She squinted at me.
"You got to work tomorrow so you better get to sleep" She said and I sighed.
"I don't wannaaaaa" I whined.
"Nighty Night" She said, taking the computer from me and turning off the light.
The room was pitch black and I mugged her.
"Stop staring at me and go to sleep" She said laying down.
I sucked my teeth but listened anyway.
6:52 A.M
I walked into the room.
"She's literally so fine that if I would definitely smash tha-" Zi stopped talking.
I stared at her.
"I'll call you back" She hung up.
"Baby-"
"Fuck you" Was all I said before going in the bathroom.
"Noooo baeeee I was just playingggg" She whined.
