Charlie:
"WELL THEN DON'T TELL ME TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR!"
Adam:
"I'm about to pay this $800 fine... and my checks have baby farm animals on them bitch!"
Guy:
"someone just jump the curb and hit me now, please."
Dean:
"I don't care.... but yay."
Fulton:
"I hate that you have so many coasters.... why?"
Averman:
"mine's the fastest butt in the land."
Russ:
"i'm going to split you like a log. AHHHH."
Jesse:
"please come get me.... i'm probably fine... but i also think i might be dead."
Ken:
"Hey, are you going to murder me because you're a stranger I met on the internet." - ken
"yes, i am."
"he says no." - ken
Dwayne:
"i think it's great that you dance naked to Jamaican music."
Luis:
"no one can resist my get frisky playlist, just give in, give in! I support it."
Goldberg:
"I mean I saw through space and time for a minute, but that's not the point."
Connie:
"I just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!"
Julie:
"my boobs are loving this unemployed thing, they don't have to go to boob jail everyday"
a/n: hi! ik i've been mia for a few days now but i've been really busy with studying for finals and preparing for the last quarter of my senior year. I started rewatching new girl for the hundredth time a few weeks ago and i got inspo from my binge sesh. if any of you guys are also new girl fans, please message me, i need people that love nick miller as much as i do. I also wanted to thank you guys for almost 200 reads. That's just insane. okay bye
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