Dream x Sans😳🥵😫🤤😘

Surprise

TO BE CLEAR THIS IS A JOKE FIC

It was a mellow morning as the clouds grew heavy and let out soft rainfall. Dream was making some coffee before going to do a stream with Karl, Quackity, Sapnap, and George. He let the coffee brew and pulled out his phone to check his messages. On his Home Screen read;

"Are you coming soon? We're about to start"

"Yes karl I'm coming, just getting breakfast" Dreams message in reply said. Now that he thought of it, he should probably get some food too. A granola bar perhaps.

When he was finished, he rushed upstairs to his setup and opened discord.

"Yeahhh I had all the girls, and then- oh dreams here finally" Quackity cut himself off.

"Took ya long enough." Sapnap spoke first, sounding sluggish and bored.

"It's okay, you weren't that late" Karl reassured.

"Alright, I'll boot up my stream" He spoke, doing exactly that.

Viewers began to quickly pile up and spam chat, making it pretty much unreadable.

"Hey chat! Today I'm with George, Quackity, Karl and Sapnap, and we're just gonna just fool around with some mods." He spoke, with a hint of excitement in his voice. Quackity spoke up first,

"Chat, chat, not just any mods, the first one we'll be doing is gonna have guns!" Chat was pretty hyped up. It would be fun, probably. He loaded up the world, and he started rushing to gathering supplies before the others.

"This isn't a speedrun ya know" George said, noticing Dreams quick pace. Chat quickly filled up with messages saying "DUDUDUDU"

"I'm gonna craft a gun before all of you!" Dream mocked playfully. Sapnap wasn't having this, and tried to beat him to it. Dream needed to get a crafting table, iron, and gunpowder. Should be easy enough. Headed for a ravine, and spotted a bunch of iron inside. "I'm gonna beat you Sappynappy" he called.

BANG BANG BANG

Someone was at the door, and before Sapnap could reply to dreams taunt, dream spoke, "Be right back someone's at the door." And muted himself. He stood up and walked downstairs to get the door, and opened it, peering out.

Sapnap's POV

"Guess this gives me a head start" he spoke, taking advantage of the situation.

"I wonder who it could be." Karl pondered.

"Maybe it's someone famous" Quackity blurted.

Dreams POV

Looking down he saw a weird looking person. It wasn't exactly a person though. They were a Skelton with a blue jacket, pink slippers and black shorts with a white stripe in them. He was also kinda wet from the rain.

"SANS UNDERTALE??" Dream could hardly believe it. Was he hallucinating? What was in that coffee? His mind began to race.

"Hehehehehe, hi" Sans began. It really was him.

"You.. wanna come inside?" Dream asked.

"Yeah, also, your dream right?"

"How did you -" Dream was confused. In the shock of it all, he forgot all about everyone else back on Minecraft. "Can I grab you anything?"

"Apple juice." Sans says confidently. Dream quickly grabs a glass of apple juice, good thing he had some. Handing Sans the glass he asks,

"So why are you here? Or better yet, how?"

"The how isn't important right now, but as for why.. literally no reason, just wanted to visit. I'm a big fan ya know."

Dream could barely find the words to speak. "Of.. me?"

"Well yeah"

"That- wow." Dream uttered. Maybe he was just hallucinating still. But who knows. He decided to dm Sapnap.

"Bro sans is in my living room"

".. what" Sapnap replied

"Here I'll take a pic, I'm not kidding"

He pulls out his camera to take a picture, click! But then he sees Sans dodged, just like in his boss fight.

"He won't let me take a picture" Dream sends, realizing moments later he sounds like he's lost his mind.

"Dude are you okay"

He decides to leave him on read, then remembers the stream. "Sorry Sans I'm doing a stream right now," he says, guiltily.

"Can I play?" Sans asks. "You could stand to the side and I could use the webcam

"I mean.. sure" Dream replies. He does have a webcam so what's the problem. Plus it'll prove to them that he's literally here.

He goes back upstairs and unplugs the headset so he can hear too. "Hey guysss, I have a surprise." He says.

"Don't tell me it's what you were dming me about earlier.." Sapnap sighs.

He turns the camera on. They can see Sans.

"What the fuck." Quackity says

"Wot." George says right after.

Sans immediately puts his bone fingers on the keys and starts finishing where Dream left off, finding supplies for guns. Soon enough, he's crafted an assault riffle and a shotgun. He wipes everyone in the game out quickly.

No one can say anything. What is there to be said? They just got beat at a minecraft gun mod by the one and only Sans. They silently agree to close stream for the day. Chat is very confused.

Dream checks his Twitter to see people saying "DREAM IS SANS CONFIRMED ???" And others just confused. Dream hears a ping from his phone, a notification. He looks to the top of his screen to see a message from Sapnap saying;

"Me and George booked tickets to Florida lol, cya soon"

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Authors note

why am I doing this.